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Corrupt-a-wish, reloaded
- Thread starter Thunderscreech
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you are, but its a Fleetwood Mac situation with Thunderscreetch and Username.
Fassaname Mac?
Fleetwood Fassaname?
Fassaname Mac?
Fleetwood Fassaname?
Whatever your wish was, it's granted and terrible things come out of your toilet.
And I would not be in a band with fassaname n/a.
I wish I hadn't started this thread after all...
And I would not be in a band with fassaname n/a.
I wish I hadn't started this thread after all...
NOT granted! FAIL! Your mom still thinks you're cool though.
I wish I had a beatnick wonton blow-up doll.
I wish I had a beatnick wonton blow-up doll.
Granted and now you will receive 20 lbs of chicken droppings every week for life.
I wish I knew who put the Ram in the Ramma-Lamma-Ding-Dong.
I wish I knew who put the Ram in the Ramma-Lamma-Ding-Dong.
You now know, because your butt hurts so much.
I wish I could get this stupid essay written for school.
I wish I could get this stupid essay written for school.
HA HA!!! ... and little did you expect to now have your wish granted. This thread IS about corrupting a wish bass. The wishbass in question has been corrupted by turning it into a banjo and now you find yourself inexorably drawn into making one which in turn gets you drummed outta your hometown by a crazed mob armed with pitchforks and torches. Welcome to the thread. Thanks for playing. 
I wish I owned a wish banjo like Gubna.
I wish I owned a wish banjo like Gubna.
HA HA!!! ... and little did you expect to now have your wish granted. This thread IS about corrupting a wish bass. The wishbass in question has been corrupted by turning it into a banjo and now you find yourself inexorably drawn into making one which in turn gets you drummed outta your hometown by a crazed mob armed with pitchforks and torches. Welcome to the thread.
I wish I owned a wish banjo like Gubna.
Granted, now you have to inbreed with your mother.
I wish i was american.
Granted, but you have to breed horses that are actually monkeys that turn to dust when you pour hot dr. pepper on them, so you accidentally do that and you get shipped to Tibet to spread the word of the alien overlords, converting all, making you their prophet, and then they write a bible after you, and then the believers of catfish crucify you on a coke bottle, only for you to be resurrected to go onto a meatball sandwich in Canada.
I wish i had the super powers of a camel.
I wish i had the super powers of a camel.
Granted but you've been instilled with a camel's super ability to attract fleas and they all go straight for your naughty bits.
I wish I had invented velcro.
I wish I had invented velcro.
Done, but you did it as an employee, so you got neither money, nor credit. Depression, and resentment over this injustice, have left you an emotional wreck, living in your 'rents basement ever since.
I wish I had a mint, NOS Peavey Foundation, natural ash, maple FB, original Super Ferrites, bone stock except for: cavity shield, star ground, and Dimarzio (these go to 11) speed knobs.
Granted, but someone pukes on it.
I wish I had not eaten a bacon 'n nutella 'n snickers sandwich.
I wish I had not eaten a bacon 'n nutella 'n snickers sandwich.
Granted, but for those extra 6 hours, all you hear is the emergency broadcasting tone echoing at full volume in your ears.
I wish I had a nicer car.
I wish I had a nicer car.
Granted and what a fine car it is. Unfortunately, it has been modified to run only on bat guano.
I wish I had a krypton hammer.
I wish I had a krypton hammer.
