Corrupt-a-wish, reloaded

[Tony-bobs]

granted but you only get lifetime

I wish i had a car that got 100 mpg

 

[ulrich]

I wish i had a car that got 100 mpg

Granted. Your car gets 100 Miles per gallon of it's only fuel:Chivas Regal.

I wish I had a 10WD Tatra, with full Paris Dakar kit, and a Turbo Sound PA, with Tom Danley Matterhorn sub.

 

[DudeistMonk]

I wish I had a 10WD Tatra, with full Paris Dakar kit, and a Turbo Sound PA, with Tom Danley Matterhorn sub.

Granted, except it arrives IKEA style in 30 boxes with a 2000 page manual with no words in it, 300 wooden dowels, an assortment of stripped screws and 2 Allen keys.

I wish Cravin would ship my fraking power amp already! 4 Fraking weeks! Nobody told me it was on back order, and I hate you!

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted, but when you get, 12 naked men jump out and proceed to try and make out with you.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt from ingesting approximately 9000mg of cholesterol

 

[doctorjazz]

Granted. It hurts from ingesting approximately 9000mg of arsenic.

I wish it was Friday.

 

[Beno]

granted. you have to get up at 5 am to go into work on Saturday though

I wish I was taller

 

[vene-nemesis]

granted. you have to get up at 5 am to go into work on Saturday though

I wish I was taller

Granted, youre in a wheelchair!

I wish i had dinner.

 

[Beno]

Granted, it's rotten chicken bones.

I wish I was buff

 

[CrispyDelicious]

Granted. Now you realize how much being bronzed totally sucks.

I wish I could afford a spontaneous trip to Japan.

 

[DudeistMonk]

I wish I was buff

Granted but the wish went a little too far with the steriods and now you can no longer move your neck, your balls shrunk like grapes in the sun, your back looks like the surface of mars and periodically you feel intense urges to strangle people and break chairs.

I still wish Carvin would ship my damn power amp.

 

[Beno]

Granted. Now you realize how much being bronzed totally sucks.

I wish I could afford a spontaneous trip to Japan.

Granted, you have to ride in the cargo bay and sleep in a gutter.

Granted but the wish went a little too far with the steriods and now you can no longer move your neck, your balls shrunk like grapes in the sun, your back looks like the surface of mars and periodically you feel intense urges to strangle people and break chairs.

I still wish Carvin would ship my damn power amp.

Granted. It broke during shipping:scowl:

I wish I had more music to listen to

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted, it consists of my drum solos.

I wish I had a LH Alembic.

 

[username n/a]

Granted, but the finish is made of sick.

I wish my records would get here already! I've been waiting a fortnight.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted, but they turn out to be gospel records.

I wish I could play bass like Mark King.

 

[vene-nemesis]

Granted, but they turn out to be gospel records.

I wish I could play bass like Mark King.

Grnted, youre still fassa though.

I wish next poster to die in unbearable pain!

 

[MatticusMania]

Granted, though I come back as a zombie to avenge my own death, biting you, and beginning the zombie apocalypse... thanks Vene-nemesis!

I wish I had a pet stingray, and 28.4 grams of marijuana.

 

[ulrich]

I wish next poster to die in unbearable pain!

Granted. Only it doesn't happen for another 70 odd years, and Unbearable Pain, is the pretentious, name given to my extravagant estate, which makes Citizen Cane's Xanuda seem like a run down shack.

I wish the proceeding really happens.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted, though I come back as a zombie to avenge my own death, biting you, and beginning the zombie apocolypse... thanks Vene-nemesis!

I wish I had a pet stingray, and 28.4 grams of marijuana.

granted, but the stingray steals your weed and replaces it with catnip.

I wish my parents would spend $550.39 USD to get the computer upgraded instead of being all "We'll spend 100 more something that's already put together!".

 

[MatticusMania]

Granted. Only it doesn't happen for another 70 odd years, and Unbearable Pain, is the pretentious, name given to my extravagant estate, which makes Citizen Cane's Xanuda seem like a run down shack.

I wish the proceeding really happens.

Zombie Apocalypse trumps Unbearable Pain Estate.

 

[Beno]

granted, but the stingray steals your weed and replaces it with catnip.

I wish my parents would spend $550.39 USD to get the computer upgraded instead of being all "We'll spend 100 more something that's already put together!".

Granted, but they bought one that's really worth 20 dollars and threw the rest in the gutter.

I wish dinner was ready