Corrupt-a-wish, reloaded

[Thunderscreech]

granted, but it gets up and runs away before you can eat it.

I wish I had a cotton plantation back in antebellum times.

 

[doctorjazz]

Granted. Your slaves rise up and kill you.

I wish I could always find exactly what I'm looking for on LimeWire with no fake files/viruses.

 

[SpamBot]

You want only the sickest, most disgusting porn.

I wish I had a Ricky 4001 in every color made.

 

[Thunderscreech]

granted, but they are stolen, and the real owners come to you door with pitchforks.

I wish this class was over.

 

[ulrich]

granted, but they are stolen, and the real owners come to you door with pitchforks.

I wish this class was over.

Granted. It and all your classes are over, you have graduated, and are looking for job in this economy.

I wish I had some models, or bands to shoot with my newly acquired Nikon d200.

 

[doctorjazz]

Granted. Your models are all obese and over 70 years old.

I wish I didn't have to practice so much for my jazz improv class.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted. It and all your classes are over, you have graduated, and are looking for job in this economy.

I wish I had some models, or bands to shoot with my newly acquired Nikon d200.

Granted, you model the first International "Goaste Man Look-A-Like Constest"


I wish the above doesn't get me banned.

 

[Beno]

Granted, but it does get you reduced to posting 1 post a week

I wish I had a blu-ray player

 

[ulrich]

Granted, but it does get you reduced to posting 1 post a week

I wish I had a blu-ray player

Granted but it's jammed and won't stop playing "High School Musical"

I wish that my work photographing fat pensioners, leads to me being compared to Diane Arbus.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted, but I don't know who he is.


I wish I had a computer at home that can run Revit.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted- the computer runs away.

I wish I had a full set of furiosode kimono.

 

[WickedPissah]

Granted , in the Boston Aquarium !

Oh I love that place!

 

[Beno]

Granted- the computer runs away.

I wish I had a full set of furiosode kimono.

Granted, but they randomly blow up.

I wish I get all A's on my next report card

 

[crayzee]

I wish I get all A's on my next report card

Granted, but it's from the Ass-to-Mouth School of Pornography, with you majoring in Receiving.

I wish my fingers weren't orange from eating oranges.

 

[MatticusMania]

Granted. It and all your classes are over, you have graduated, and are looking for job in this economy.

I wish I had some models, or bands to shoot with my newly acquired Nikon d200.

You could shoot my band!

 

[ulrich]

I wish my fingers weren't orange from eating oranges.

Granted. Your fingers are brown from eating ****.

I wish it were warmer in Los Angeles, right now. It's freakin bitter cold, 65 degrees F.

 

[MatticusMania]

Granted, but it's from the Ass-to-Mouth School of Pornography, with you majoring in Receiving.

I wish my fingers weren't orange from eating oranges.

Granted, but they are now blue from eating blueberries.

I wish I was a little bit taller, wish i was a baller, wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her...

 

[MatticusMania]

Granted. Your fingers are brown from eating ****.

I wish it were warmer in Los Angeles, right now. It's freakin bitter cold, 65 degrees F.

C'mon, 65 degrees is so not cold!

 

[CrispyDelicious]

Granted. Your fingers are brown from eating ****.

I wish it were warmer in Los Angeles, right now. It's freakin bitter cold, 65 degrees F.

Granted, but now you live in Canada. (65? You pansy.)

I wish my workday was over.

 

[disenchant]

Granted, but they are now blue from eating blueberries.

I wish I was a little bit taller, wish i was a baller, wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her...

Granted. You are now a 7 foot 7 Asian female with a hot sister.

I wish I had car that worked.