Corrupt-a-wish, reloaded

[Wicked_Bassist7]

She was thinking about coming out of the closet

I wish I could make a living off being a musician

 

[embellisher]

She was thinking about coming out of the closet

I wish I could make a living off being a musician

Granted. You are making a comfortable living for a resident of Liberia. Unfortunately, you live in Luxembourg.

I wish there was a music scene in this town.

 

[PurplePurple]

She was thinking about coming out of the closet

I wish I could make a living off being a musician

Granted. You will now make a living being a musician in a Polka Band in Estonia.


I wish I could master calculus.

 

[wabbit]

Granted, you are now a master at calculus except that when you get to Fourier Analysis, your head implodes at an accelerated rate defined by dv/dt.

I wish could afford that penile reduction that I so desparately need.

 

[Grizzly700]

Granted, you are now a woman.

I wish I didn't suck at bass.

 

[wabbit]

Granted, you are now a woman.

I wish I didn't suck at bass.

I may never leave home again, thanks

Your wish is granted. You now suck at everything on an equal level so as not to elevate your bass suckiness to a noticeable level.

I wish I could preen my eyebrows with my tongue.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

I may never leave home again, thanks

Your wish is granted. You now suck at everything on an equal level so as not to elevate your bass suckiness to a noticeable level.

I wish I could preen my eyebrows with my tongue.

granted you tongue is now detachable so you can use it like a comb.


i wish i was famous.

 

[embellisher]

You are now famous for being the first person to contract an extremely rare disease.

I wish I could go to bed.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted. Your bed is now filled with centipedes.


I wish I could teleport and go down to see my girlfriend.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted, but it's on a alien-infested planet and you get eaten.

I wish I could solve Rubiks cubes.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted, but it turns into an Octopus and sprays ink on you.


I wish I could be like spiderman, but with Octopus powers.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted, you have a mouth where your private parts should be, just like an octopus.

I wish I could fly

 

[Deluge Of Sound]

Granted, but you can only fly to username's side.

I wish that this thread would be closed.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted. Oh wait...

I wish that I could make my rig sound like Godflesh's bassist.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted but it blows up.

I wish that I had Neil Peart's drumkit.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted, but Neil Pert comes with it and makes fun of you all aftrnoon.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted, but you get me anyway.

I wish I was in Canada.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted. Username N/a moves there too so you can be together, but he gets deported.

I wish i had an 8 string bass.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted, but it's so heavy it crushes you

I wish I could find another Shergold.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted, but it's just as ugly as the first one and the ocotopodes have sprayed ink on it.

I wish I had money to refinish my PBass