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Crazy Chops to Killin' groove

Chops, Slap, or Groove, which would you rather hear someone do?

  • Crazy Chops

    Votes: 5 9.6%
  • Insane Slap

    Votes: 2 3.8%
  • Thundering Groove

    Votes: 45 86.5%

  • Total voters
    52
  • Poll closed .
I find that when I'm checking out a bass in a shop, I give it everything I got. From simple little grooves to the "try-and-break-off-the-last-fret-from-slapping" stuff.

There is a video of me on YouTube (posted by someone else), PURPOSELY pounding an MTD 535 through a Glockenclang cab to see if it can handle it.
And it says that in the title of the video.
You can't believe the morons who posted comments about "Just groove" and crap like that.
Must have forgot to read first........

Usually I find the guys who rant the hardest about people sounding like a**holes and just general dis-like for any technique other than just simple grooves (which matter most of the time over anything else), usually are the ones who can't play that way to begin with.
"Art critics are those who can't create art"

Plus, in a music store, I'm not out to impress anyone anyway........


BUT!!!! If the ONLY thing you're doing for 30 min is pounding away like the bass insulted your mother's cooking, that gets annoying.
 
When listening to another bass player either at store, live, etc.. would you rather hear some crazy chops running up and down the neck, a crazy insane slap, or a killing groove that's in the pocket?
So let's see...you're going to a music store this weekend and you're wondering what will impress the most amount of people in the store, right? Well, what impresses me the most is when someone goes into a music store and doesn't try to call attention to himself by turning way up and annoyi...er...impressing me with his m@d SkIllZ.
 
I don't slap much, but if I'm reading correctly, we're talking about INSANE slap. Anything that I'd consider insane is just noise or a feeble showoff attempt. Slap is not the problem, nor people who use it as a color or tool at his/her arsenal, but bass pyrotechnics got old a very long time ago. SMV is a great example. I feared I'd listen to a crapload of "fastest chops in town" smashing my earphones. But no I didin't. No one doubts for a second that those three guys could chop like there's no tomorrow, but they chose to do a very musical, groovy, well arranged record. That's what we like: musical stuff. Slap? hell yeah, when is done in Marcus' tasteful style. Tapping? bring it on. But make music, damn it!!! If I wanted acrobatics, I'd go to the circus.
 
So let's see...you're going to a music store this weekend and you're wondering what will impress the most amount of people in the store, right? Well, what impresses me the most is when someone goes into a music store and doesn't try to call attention to himself by turning way up and annoyi...er...impressing me with his m@d SkIllZ.

I hear you.
This very thing makes me take very much enjoyment from on-line shopping!