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Crazy Girl at Show

reminds me of this chick that used to come hear a band I was in years ago. She was always hammered. I mean HAMMERED! She would make her way to the stage using the "inertia walk" where she stands up, and points herself in the direction she wants to go and then leans and lets inertia take over. She was always screaming "Play Turn the Page" with her thumb stuck out. I think she screamed it once WHILE we were actually playing it.

Drunk chicks, always good for a laugh...

BnB
 
we have a guy who always stands at the edge of the stage and screams for each player to do a solo. Then after he gets would up, he wants to be on stage singing...
he was so drunk one night that I had to kick him off the stage.

At the end of the night he stepped onstage, shook hands with the guitarist and the drummer, and told me that he was allowed to sing with the band because they were his friends, and he had practiced with them... Understand he tells me this as I am putting away my extra guitar (the guitarist had borrowed it for the night) and my basses were both still on their stands. Then he steps over to my basses, looks at them, and compliments the drummer on them.
we still tease the drummer that he is getting demoted to bass
 
She was grabbing me by my belt trying to make out with me!

You poor thing... Some drunk chick found you attractive. I feel ever, so bad for you. Must have been absolutely scarring to the very pit of your soul. :rolleyes:

Just to be clear, that was sarcasm. If you're gay, then I take that back. In that case, my condolences. On being gay. Just kidding... on being harassed. That would suck.

If you're straight, then it's probably not a good idea to publicly whine about this...
 
Hmm. I think I'd enjoy the "PLAY SOME KORN" banshee over the weird dude that looked like the Goonies monster that ate our set list off the stage a few days ago.

He looked creepy enough as it was....then just reached forward, ripped it off the stage and shoved it in his mouth and started chewing until it was a soggy mess. That was awkward.