Crickets on a Plane!!

[DigMe]

Do you currently have mad cricket action in your town now? The crickets are crazy here. They are everywhere. They are all in my classroom and of course any time a kid sees one walking they are immediately distracted by it. The other night at my slow pitch game they were swarming everywhere and one actually pooped on my arm as it was flying over. I figure they've gotta die at some point and it's not going to smell pretty.

Can you tell I'm at work and procrastinating?

bc

 

[Komakino]

My first thought was people PLAYING cricket on a plane

 

[spudmaster34]

"hold on class"
"Crickets on a Plane..."
"Mr. DigMe..."
"SHUT UP TIMMY DON'T MAKE ME BRING OUT THE RULER"
"Nooooooooooo"*hides under desk

 

[Vorago]

I want the mother****ing crickets of the mother****ing plane!

 

[NJL]

Q, the crickets are always crazy... from Temple up to Hillsboro...

You're just noticing them?

 

[DigMe]

Q, the crickets are always crazy... from Temple up to Hillsboro...

You're just noticing them?

No way. They don't swarm like this all the time.

bc

 

[NJL]

Uh, hello, open your eyes throughout the whole year...

 

[NJL]

You don't notice because you and your teacher friends are off, goofing around...

 

[labgnat]

in my backyard it's the freaking secadas that are freaking insane. stupid loud

 

[James_B]

Insects are no problem around my house. Anything I can catch goes into the tank with 2 foot bearded dragon and gets eaten. I don't catch the bugs for fun. Its food for my pet

 

[Stu L.]

Q, the crickets are always crazy... from Temple up to Hillsboro...

You're just noticing them?

Nah, last Saturday I was in Waco and Hillsboro and didn't notice a thing. I think Brad is making it up

 

[NJL]

Nah, last Saturday I was in Waco and Hillsboro and didn't notice a thing. I think Brad is making it up

I think both of you guys are completely surrounded by crickets, that you don't even know they are there.

 

[Diggler]

Wear earplugs during your gigs and you'll save your hearing enough to hear the crickets.

 

[NJL]

but what about the smell of smashed crickets?

 

[SnoMan]

During gigs?


You'd best start wearing those all the time else you'll find a family of crickets burrowing into your ear canal.


You thought they were loud before....

 

[DigMe]

I think both of you guys are completely surrounded by crickets, that you don't even know they are there.

OMG!!! NINJA CRICKETS!! It's worse than I thought!!

bc