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CSI: Miami

As somebody said, CSI: Miami is the cheezy CSI show .... the other two are pretty good but this Miami show is ridiculous :rolleyes:

That said, my wife and I are hooked on CSI: Miami like two crack junkies .... like a car wreck, we just have to keep on watching it :help:

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I think the premise of David Caruso in Miami is fairly surreal.

Take a fair skinned red head, and put him in the sunshine. I don't think he'd last ten minutes outside, even with SPF-1000 sunscreen.
 
Uggh, yeah I can't stand him either (or any of the CSI shows really). Watching that clip, it strikes me that the lines would be so much more effective the other way around, ie taking off his sunglasses instead of putting them on each time.

I think the sunglasses thing is that he'd have 'em off while checking the crime scene, and pops 'em on just before he leaves, and of course the one-liner with it.
 
I think the premise of David Caruso in Miami is fairly surreal.

Take a fair skinned red head, and put him in the sunshine. I don't think he'd last ten minutes outside, even with SPF-1000 sunscreen.

As a certified fair skinned red head, I pronounce you entirely correct. We tend to prefer colder climes...
 
All the CSIs are far beyond cheezy.

Amen. What's with all the moody blue light on the original? Has anybody ever actually seen a government agency with a lighting scheme like that? Do they make cheap fluorescent track lights in deep blue for forensic agencies? What government agencies have a dress code that allows for Marge Cleavenbreaster's wardrobe? If you're a female forensic CSI investigator, is there a rule that says you should wear clothing so tight that it resembles spandex even if you're far too old to do so? What's up with that?

The only reason I ever watched even parts of the show was a bizarre fascination with Jorja Fox. :hiding: