Wellllll, now how about this? Great big round 4X15 or 4X18 cab and on the outside edge you put rubber covering like a tire and roll it into your gig. Very little lifting, will roll over any surface.
Don't use a rack like the tubby, just use a couple wheel chocks.
With the advent of all these new mini SS amps, you could have the amp mounted in the center of the back. Possibly in the middle of the front a full range driver for mids etc.
Then for the non-serious side: For large rigs you could make them self propelled. Possibly it could mow your lawn with proper attachments. Plug it in and it could snowblow your driveway.
Could be used in Afghanistan to not only scare rebels with bizarre music, could be rolled down hills at them in case of emergency. I think there is great unexplored potential here.
BOB