Dating an older woman?

[hbarcat]

This thread has given me the confidence to admit that I like older women - really older women. I hear the term GILF thrown around and while that is the case, I prefer to use a more respectful phrase. I just like to call myself a blue-hair chaser.

I know lots of you will scoff, but if you knew all of the things I've learned from sexy geriatrics you'd change your tune: things like how much things used to cost in the 50's, the best tennis ball brand for the bottom of a walker, which hard candy is best for keeping at the bottom of your purse to give to grandkids. Amazing stuff.

I would say that you just need to be careful with your passion. My last septuagenarian lovely had a "you break it, you bought it" policy with regards to lovemaking and that hip replacement surgery cost me a pretty penny.

YOU DA MAAAAAAN!!!

 

[Eric Perry]

How did I miss this whole thread?

Anyone man that questions: to sex, or not to sex, should be castrated with an olive fork.