Dear Santa..

[Radical Edward]

What WOULD you like for Christmas this year?

If Santa were real, here's what I'd write:

Dear Santa,
I'd like some new boots, a new amp, and the lovely Rickenbacker down the street as I've been such a good girl..

Thanks lots,
-M

What would you write?

 

[DeathFromBelow]

Santa's not real!?

 

[5StringBlues]

Santa,


More gigs this year. Please.


Thank you.

 

[Kwesi]

Dear Santa - The Boondocks - YouTube

In all seriousness, I'd ask for cold hard cash or money. Oh, and a band! I've been a good boy... at least if you don't consider all the dirty thoughts.

 

[Munjibunga]

Dear Santa,

I want me some o' them big juicy lips like Octomom's.

Your friend,
Munji

 

[sonic assassin]

Dear Santa - The Boondocks - YouTube

WIN

 

[f.c.geil]

Invalid Link Removed

 

[whitefuneral]

Santa.
Band ep please.

-Tom.

 

[dozicusmaximus]

Dear Santa,

I would like a Music Man, my band to have 8 complete songs by Feb., and a sweet demo.

Love,
Bill

 

[P. Aaron]

Santa,


More gigs this year. Please.


Thank you.

A big 10-04 to that!

Better than a +1 or, 'this'.

 

[EricF]

Dear Santa -

I hope you had a relaxing Summer. Does Mrs. Claus still look hot in a bikini? If she does, please send pics.

A little extra cash for a sewer line replacement would be nice, but we're doing okay. Personally, I'd prefer that you focus your efforts on some of my friends who really need help this year. You know who they are.

If you really insist on getting me something, I'd like more time. It's the one thing I seem to be out of most often.

Cheers!

- E

 

[BioDriver]

Dear Santa,

I'd like to apply for a job in your marketing and client relations department. Elves only know how to make toys and as a result your marketing department has suffered and reliant solely on Mercedez-Benz and Coca Cola, the latter of whom have increasingly transitioned over to polar bears (who, I've been told, constantly attack elves and reindeer). Please look over my attached resume and I'm sure my credentials could greatly benefit your [DEL]child sweat shop[/DEL] elven toy factory.

Matt

P.S, I'd also like a Taylor Made Burner 5 wood, Titleist Vokey 56' loft, and all four seasons of Mad Men on Blu-Ray.

 

[MatticusMania]

The only thing I want this year is a tuner. And Im sure my wife will already get me one of those.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Dear Santa,

I'd like a sexy asian chick in stockings. Either one in my stocking, or one in stockings. I'll defer to your discretion.

 

[Eric Perry]

I don't really need anything (except for maybe a new job in a *real* field!). I guess if I had to ask for sumthin', it'd be for a continued healthy and happy relationship with Steph!

 

[MatticusMania]

I guess if there is one thing that I want that Im not likely to get anytime soon, and I had the option of receiving it as a holiday gift from a fictional gift bringer it would be an Extended Upright.

And moar sexy chicks for the wifey!

 

[Funky Ghost]

Dear Santa,

Quit breaking into my house jackwagon. Leave my cat alone and stay out of my fridge. The cookies are for the kids, you're tubby butt needs a carrot or a corncob.. not a cookie.
Oh, and if your animals poop on someones property in this county, you are responsible to pick it up.

Sincerly,

F to tha effin G

 

[EricF]

Dear Santa,

Quit breaking into my house jackwagon. Leave my cat alone and stay out of my fridge. The cookies are for the kids, you're tubby butt needs a carrot or a corncob.. not a cookie.
Oh, and if your animals poop on someones property in this county, you are responsible to pick it up.

Sincerly,

F to tha effin G

Paging Mr. Phalex.

 

[Phalex]

Paging Mr. Phalex.

I didn't do it! I know we all look alike, but it wasn't me!

 

[Funky Ghost]

Uh huh