Dear Santa..

[Bloodhammer]

Dear Santa,

I'd like a sexy asian chick in stockings. Either one in my stocking, or one in stockings. I'll defer to your discretion.

A severed foot.....






Makes the perfect stocking stuffer. -Mitch Hedburg

 

[BassPlayer900]

Well I'd like a Rickenbacker 4003 with the vintage tone selector, a nice amp rig, an insanely awesome strap for the Rickenbacker, and a Stereo splitter cord and additional cord for the Rickenbacker. Oh yeah, and some Rotosound 66 strings, and $100 worth of iTunes giftcards.

 

[MatticusMania]

Maybe this chick from this ad

Ok, I was just ooking for a place to post this pic.

 

[Funky Ghost]

Shhhhhhhhh....Link RemovedI wont tell anybody

 

[f.c.geil]

Shhhhhhhhh....Link RemovedI wont tell anybody

Oh, my... I want one, too!

 

[P. Aaron]

Not only do I want more gigs but, I need a stinkin' winnin' lotto ticket!
Chicks dig guys with money.

 

[Radical Edward]

Dear Santa,

I'd like a sexy asian chick in stockings. Either one in my stocking, or one in stockings. I'll defer to your discretion.

Why didn't I think of that?! Do'h!

 

[A.Diva]

Santa needs to bring me a paid-off mortgage. Or, the disintegration of Bank of America.

Hell, I"ve been good, Santa should bring me both!

 

[Joe Gress]

For my mom not to be so sick anymore.

 

[MatticusMania]

If peace on earth still in fashion?

 

[gustobassman]

Dear Santa - Please make my "over-worked" (i.e. spread too thin and getting sidetracked with nose candy) trumpet player get his priorities straight and finish recording the tracking for our album which we started in May. This is taking way too long and his insistance of mixing and bouncing down every little bit we record, rather than finish tracking, is a joke. Please also have him stop taking on other projects (or more drugs) until ours is finished. Thanks.

G

 

[Southpaw5]

Dear Santa - The Boondocks - YouTube

In all seriousness, I'd ask for cold hard cash or money. Oh, and a band! I've been a good boy... at least if you don't consider all the dirty thoughts.

You better pay what you owe!

 

[jmattbassplaya]

How about a hot red head who isn't crazy?

 

[Jay2U]

Dear Santa,

I humbly ask you for a volume control for my wife, or, alternatively an on/off switch. If this is too much asked, a simple off switch will do as well.

Thanks in advance, also from the neighbours.

 

[Funky Ghost]

How about a hot red head who isn't crazy?

Dude, that takes all the "fun" out of being with a redhead says the man divorced from a crazy redhead . . .

 

[BioDriver]

How about a hot red head who isn't crazy?

"Hey, I'm Santa, not God." </gave up on looking for sane redheads after dating far too many>

 

[MatticusMania]

"Hey, I'm Santa, not God."

How do we know theyre not one and the same?

 

[BioDriver]

How do we know theyre not one and the same?

Because

 

[Funky Ghost]

That guy slays me!! Even his accent is sorta off kilter. I have to say though, he's not nearly as irritating and the over excited pocket protector nerd with the glasses. He needs a Quaalude or something.

And for the record Santa is a Ninja.

Dude breaks into every house on the planet and is never seen. Is so elite he LEAVES stuff instead takes it, has the best information network on the planet ( he knows when you are sleeping ... he knows when you're awake .. ) He has an army of racketeers ringing bells for money. He's so badass that he doesn't fly, he has ninja deer do the work!!!

 

[MatticusMania]

That guy slays me!! Even his accent is sorta off kilter.

Its Greek!

But yes, Ive noticed that as well.