Do u hate bass and bass players!?

[plankspanker13]

What sort of self-respecting punker wears the shirt of a so-called "dinosaur" band? LMAO! This guy can't play or attitude his way out of a paper bag!

 

[UncleBalsamic]

Thank you for that link! I went roaming on the UG forum and came across THIS:

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I like the filename.

 

[JohnMCA72]

Thank you for that link! I went roaming on the UG forum and came across THIS:

Let's see a show of hands: All who are surprised.

 

[plankspanker13]

Aviator shades? There are just SO MANY things wrong with this wannabe.

 

[JohnMCA72]

"Guitard" doesn't seem to have a Wikipedia entry. If it did, that photo would suffice with no text necessary.

 

[Sendaii]

Thank you for that link! I went roaming on the UG forum and came across THIS:

*snipity-snip*

Is that seriously him? Oh my god, that's priceless!

My guess was actually pretty good. You all owe me £10.

 

[Eminor3rd]

"CONSTIFIES"

... enough said.

Lol.

 

[jarrhead]

jesus is punk N has 4 pieces of equipment:

Gibson: Empiphone Custom SG

Gibson: Epiphone DSP30

Traynor: TGR 30

Boss: Metalzone

 

[plankspanker13]

He's nothing more than a guitard who hates being told what to do by a bass player. Heaven forbid that the low-ender might actually be trying to help him and the band actually sound better, or even decent. By the time he's 20, he'll have either quit music, or at least matured enough to recognize his present folly.

 

[UncleBalsamic]

Is that seriously him? Oh my god, that's priceless!

My guess was actually pretty good. You all owe me £10.

I don't think it's him. Good picture though.

 

[drteeth]

No it's not the guy, just a picture I came across on that board.

 

[shadowtippy]

How could anyone argue with this guy? He seems to be an expert on everything...well, maybe not, but most things except grammar, punctuation, spelling, and being able to express himself in an intelligent manner. A lot of us are probably better guitarist than he is but would rather play bass. We even play on the "route notes" a lot of the time.

 

[Phalex]

The fact he can't spell "Rhythm" is hilarious!! Not only doesn't he get it, he can't spell it either!

 

[crayzee]

By the time he's 20, he'll have either quit music, or at least matured enough to recognize his present folly.

Actually, by his profile, he's already 20. And he's Canadian. I'm so sorry. :scowl:

 

[Geek Bassist]

I think our "monster strings" frak him out.

 

[Govier966]

This guy most likely failed at guitar then took up bass thinking it would be easier discovered it was more challenging. After realizing he just doesn't have the skill to be a musician he had a mental breakdown through the internet.

 

[AnchorHoy]

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Toooooootally Oarsum Ikea full stacks !!!!

They've even got the ZooperNeoDummyum AirGuitar speakers !!!!!

 

[GregC]

OMG That was hilarious!

It reminded me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBM6CBtuHS4


"BARLEY CONSTIFIES AS AN INSTRUMENT!!!!!"

How do you play barley

Ahahaha! A classic clip, I remember that.

 

[Govier966]

jesus is punk N has 4 pieces of equipment:

Gibson: Empiphone Custom SG

Gibson: Epiphone DSP30

Traynor: TGR 30

Boss: Metalzone

Well a distortion pedal is a great replacement for talent. Just as the internet is a great replacement for intelligence.

 

[Deathblade Eric]

I'm liking CONSTIFY as a word. Just needs a meaning.