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Yep, a little country band I was in played mostly in the wilds of the panhandle of NW Florida where no bar served anything in glass containers, and we were offered the opportunity to play a big event the bar owner dubbed “the grand reopening after the shootin”.Not a thing for me, but I did come close to having a bullet hole or two a few times. Surprising none of the 'relic' finishers offer these as an option.
I know I'm not the only one who played those places Momma warned me about.
Yep, a little country band I was in played mostly in the wilds of the panhandle of NW Florida where no bar served anything in glass containers, and we were offered the opportunity to play a big event the bar owner dubbed “the grand reopening after the shootin”.
I saw plenty fights with lots of blood, teeth knocked out, and jaws broken, but the worst was a guy got a big smile carved across his belly and was struggling to hold his intestines in. It happened right in front of the bandstand and when it did we stopped playing, but as soon as we did the owner/bartender yelled and told us to keep playing.
Great times I tell ya; great times indeed.![]()
The name of your band is BOOB? That’s brilliant! Who doesn’t like boobs?decorated with the name of my bandView attachment 5372579
Yep, very accurate assessment of the places and patrons. My hands down favorite was a little place that had their jukebox and pool cues behind the bar, and only one cue per table was allowed. Most of the places we played were in areas where pulp wooding was the only game in town and those boys (and their female companions) for some odd reason loved to fight after a few adult beverages. after the impromptu surgery we decided to find less stressful places to play. It took a minute but we wound up doing mostly VFW, BPOE, and other assorted fraternal organizations. There would still be an occasional disagreement, but they were usually shut down quickly or the involved parties ejected if they refused to shake hands and return to a neutral corner.Yeah, why do they always tell you to keep playing . . . .
I lived in Pensacola in the mid-80's, and I'm sure you know there's places in Milton or Century and the like where they could have rounded up all the extras for a 'Deliverance' remake in two minutes.
My gage for really scary places was behind the bar:
One big jar with pig's feet or hard-boiled eggs in that dreadful pink water(?), probably OK.
Two jars behind the bar, ALWAYS sit in a corner, or better yet spend your breaks out in the car.
THREE jars behind the bar (the trifecta, pig's feet, hot weiners, and hard-boiled eggs), well, you're gonna be REALLY sorry you didn't get a sub. Or an ankle holster.
Somehow, after watching The Beatles on Ed Sullivan years previously, this sort of thing WASN'T how it was supposed to go. Not even a little.
The funny thing is, after a string of those 'Why me?' gigs, I hooked up with a guy who played all the Officers Clubs and Chiefs' Clubs around the string of USN bases in the area. Great gigs (especially in the Chiefs'), nice money, but it took me a while to stop looking over my shoulder . . .
My dad carved me a strap, once. Lot of work went into it. As did a naked lady. Got a couple of frosty comments when some people noticed. Probably would've got a few more if she wasn't drowning in other detail.View attachment 5373417
I’m not confident in my airbrushing skills to go after a bass….yet. But I have ideas.
Outline of my Dbird, used it as a stencil. Fun stuff!
Probably because the less people notice, the less likely that friends and family want to join the fun.Yeah, why do they always tell you to keep playing
The basses that I have are natural dark wood oil finished.
On dark wood I like gold hardware.
So if it doesn't already have gold,I change out what I can to gold.
Tuners,bridges and knobs.
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The two Tune basses already had gold hardware.
But I replaced the original black plastic knobs with gold/abalone dome knobs.
I also replaced the black plastic electronics covers with wooden one that I made.
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Changing out the hardware on the BTB was a long,arduous search for gold.
As Ibanez does not make gold MR2 monorails.
But I founds some.
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Hipshot "Y"key Ultralites were added.View attachment 5372549 View attachment 5372550
The N/S Stick?The only thing I could switch to gold was the knobs.
The rest?Not a chance!
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The basses that I have are natural dark wood oil finished.
On dark wood I like gold hardware.
So if it doesn't already have gold,I change out what I can to gold.
Tuners,bridges and knobs.
View attachment 5372545
The two Tune basses already had gold hardware.
But I replaced the original black plastic knobs with gold/abalone dome knobs.
I also replaced the black plastic electronics covers with wooden one that I made.
View attachment 5372893
Changing out the hardware on the BTB was a long,arduous search for gold.
As Ibanez does not make gold MR2 monorails.
But I founds some.
View attachment 5372908
Hipshot "Y"key Ultralites were added.View attachment 5372549 View attachment 5372550
broooo those basses are beautiful
The N/S Stick?The only thing I could switch to gold was the knobs.
The rest?Not a chance!
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The name of your band is BOOB? That’s brilliant! Who doesn’t like boobs?
A little bit O Gris Gris hangs from every bass I have. Keeps the good luck flowing and wards off the evil.View attachment 5373472
Always. It might be something as simple as tying something to the headstock, or something invisible like a lucky tobacco pouch inside the body cavity that was given to me by a native shaman once. Personalizing my instrument is a way of deepening the connection with it for me.Things like adding stickers, drawing something on the body or neck, partial/full repaints or anything else including attaching stuff.