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Do you name your basses?

Okay, after a little research, the fretted bass will be "Tom". (Sorry, santucci218)
To quote part of a description of the plot,
Tom Bartlett, one of the telepathic twins, signs on as crew. Also on the journey is his uncle Steve, a military man. The trip is fraught with problems as trivial as an annoying roommate, and as serious as mutiny.

I would say that he would be "fretting" over a lot more than his brother that gets to stay on Earth and raise a family and kick back on an enormous salary from the company that hired them! So, Pat is the "frettless", and Tom is the "fretting" bass. "And that's the way it is...";)
Thanks for the inspiration to finally get names on these two babies.
 
From top to bottom:

Long Dong
Hugh Jorgan
Wang Hung Lo
Enormous Genitals

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Stop taking credit for quotes off Kentucky Fried Movie!!!
 
This thread illustrates a few important things

1) If you're gonna name it, name it well.

Bass of Doom, Funk Machine, Lucille, Simone, Ricardo

2) Good stories make for good names

Drifter (That's what was stamped on the case when I got it. According to my gramps, that's been there since HE got it, which was in the early '60s. So I'm not screwin' with that name.)

Grizzly (The result of a misunderstanding. I told a fellow musician I had my sixer in the car, they misheard and thought I said I had my grizzly in the car. Name stuck.)


3) If one and two fail, naming your instrument borders on douchebaggery.