I can tell you've been around long enough to hear them all.1. @#%@ Coffee table/fancy furniture basses.
2. You'll never get a gig with a Fedora.
3. I've never played one, but I can assure you they're not worth it.
4. Not only will you never get a gig, they don't work in the mix. I pity those boutique users who simply have never heard their bass in....EVER!
5. Jaco only needed 4.
6. I had one, hated it, sold it, then bought it back.
7. Ay, so you think you're better than me or somethin'?
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