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Don't retire

GretschWretch

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Dec 27, 2013
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East Central Alabama
Weird things start happening once you do.

My effective date of retirement was this August 1 past, and for a variety of reasons I promised myself I would never get another pet. Yet before I had been retired even two weeks a cat FORCED her way into my house and never left. And I don't mean leaves and then comes back every few days. She stayed and just took over the place.

And she is a black cat, one year old; absolutely the worst sort of pet for me to have at this stage of my life. But instead of viewing her as a safety hazard I have adopted the position that the cat is an omen I shall have many years of retirement. My cats nearly always live well into their teens.

Even stranger, this afternoon I was visited by four police officers driving three cruisers (must have been a slow day for the police). Someone had not seen me out and about for a few days and had called the police to come check on me. When I came to my door the senior officer recognized me immediately and told me he had been my library student worker. In 1996 (!). Then he says that back then he had long hair, was in a rock band, and played bass. I replied that there was a time when I had long hair, was in a rock band, and played bass. Coincidence on top of irony!

I brought out one of my 6072s and all were suitably impressed. Then he showed me a cell phone photo of him and his long hair and his Peavey and another of his Hofner Beatle, which for him is a grail bass.

All so very, very strange, and how do I explain this?

Keep your day job.
 
Weird things start happening once you do.

My effective date of retirement was this August 1 past, and for a variety of reasons I promised myself I would never get another pet. Yet before I had been retired even two weeks a cat FORCED her way into my house and never left. And I don't mean leaves and then comes back every few days. She stayed and just took over the place.

And she is a black cat, one year old; absolutely the worst sort of pet for me to have at this stage of my life. But instead of viewing her as a safety hazard I have adopted the position that the cat is an omen I shall have many years of retirement. My cats nearly always live well into their teens.

Even stranger, this afternoon I was visited by four police officers driving three cruisers (must have been a slow day for the police). Someone had not seen me out and about for a few days and had called the police to come check on me. When I came to my door the senior officer recognized me immediately and told me he had been my library student worker. In 1996 (!). Then he says that back then he had long hair, was in a rock band, and played bass. I replied that there was a time when I had long hair, was in a rock band, and played bass. Coincidence on top of irony!

I brought out one of my 6072s and all were suitably impressed. Then he showed me a cell phone photo of him and his long hair and his Peavey and another of his Hofner Beatle, which for him is a grail bass.

All so very, very strange, and how do I explain this?

Keep your day job.
Yeah man, sounds like you know exactly how to listen to that inner voice we all have. All I know is when I chase that, everything will be alright:)
 
Ok, I have an opinion on this; I'm 55 and would retire yesterday. It's not because I'm lazy and hate work. I just value what volunteers contribute. There are a bunch of jobs at Church, Kids Schools, Scouts, Food Pantry/Shelter, etc. Not to mention practicing bass and taking care of odd jobs around the house. There would be no fear of stagnation here, just opportunity to do other important stuff.
 
I'm 72, never been married, no kids (I know of), no pets. I retired officially at 62 partially due to health issues, but knowing I would, took up the ukulele after playing guitar for almost 50 years and shortly after joined two groups that met three times a week to occupy my time. A year later I dropped out of the small group (of 10), and in the large group (of 50), I became the right hand to the leader and tech guru, plus spearheading fund raising for donations we make to The Ukulele Kids Club. I also took up the bass uke, which has become my main instrument, with ukulele a close second and harmonica right behind. During the pandemic, we still met 2 times a week on Zoom, which is very satisfying for me, and with the ease up, about 20 or more of us meet in the back yard of one member for 2 hours every other other Wednesday, and even more meet on the patio of a sandwich shop for 2 hours every other Sunday. To paraphrase Sammy Sosa of baseball fame, "Retirement has been very, very good to me."
 
I'm retiring in a couple of months - I've been doing a lot of gigging, and I'm using the freed up time to practice and do more gigs. The year and a half of lockdown, and partial lockdown (with a lot of virtual gigs) has allowed me a lot of schedule flexibility to "prototype" retirement - I'm fine with the idea.
 
Weird things start happening once you do.

My effective date of retirement was this August 1 past, and for a variety of reasons I promised myself I would never get another pet. Yet before I had been retired even two weeks a cat FORCED her way into my house and never left. And I don't mean leaves and then comes back every few days. She stayed and just took over the place.

And she is a black cat, one year old; absolutely the worst sort of pet for me to have at this stage of my life. But instead of viewing her as a safety hazard I have adopted the position that the cat is an omen I shall have many years of retirement. My cats nearly always live well into their teens.

Even stranger, this afternoon I was visited by four police officers driving three cruisers (must have been a slow day for the police). Someone had not seen me out and about for a few days and had called the police to come check on me. When I came to my door the senior officer recognized me immediately and told me he had been my library student worker. In 1996 (!). Then he says that back then he had long hair, was in a rock band, and played bass. I replied that there was a time when I had long hair, was in a rock band, and played bass. Coincidence on top of irony!

I brought out one of my 6072s and all were suitably impressed. Then he showed me a cell phone photo of him and his long hair and his Peavey and another of his Hofner Beatle, which for him is a grail bass.

All so very, very strange, and how do I explain this?

Keep your day job.

if you are short of cat toys, I have an Eden rig to send along..LOL!!!
 
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if you are short of cat toys, I have an Eden rig to send along..LOL!!!

Well, she already had a Mr. Crayfish chew toy and Mr. Catnip Banana, but a lot of my time has been spent sorting and tossing (an adventure which deserves its own thread), and I found three small superballs. Amisa LOVES superballs. She bats them all over the place, crashes into furniture, and knocks over things (which I then have to clean up).
 
Well, she already had a Mr. Crayfish chew toy and Mr. Catnip Banana, but a lot of my time has been spent sorting and tossing (an adventure which deserves its own thread), and I found three small superballs. Amisa LOVES superballs. She bats them all over the place, crashes into furniture, and knocks over things (which I then have to clean up).

Doing her job I see, ruling the roost! Lol!!
 
I'm very grateful for my job/career, but I can't wait to retire, and when I do I won't look back or give it a second thought. Our drummer is retired and keeps himself busy by playing in multiple bands (with a wide diversity of genres) and learning to engineer in his home recording studio. I want to follow his example. I have, of course, run this by our cat and she approves of the plan.