Ahhhh, coffee! Pure ambrosia! I work at a radio station as an on-air DJ for a little cash to feed my bass aspirations, so coffee isn't just a luxury, it's a NECESSITY!! I usually go with 20oz or more per shift, and I like it black, to match my wardrobe.
Funny coffee story... I was up in Minneapolis hanging out at Music Tech, waiting for the open house to start up. My mother came along with me on the trip (it's quite a distance from home to the Twin Cities...), and it was early yet in the morning, so we hopped down to Moose and Sadie's for a cuppa joe and a danish or something.
Ma ordered regular coffee, and I decided to break my black coffee regime and get a latté, seeing as the closest we get to that in south central SD is automated truck stop cappucino (pretty sure I spelled that wrong...oh, well).
Anyhow, in her good-natured naive way, Mom asks in a clear and loud voice in the middle of this Minneapolis coffee house what a latté is. I muttered under my breath, "coffee with frothed milk," but she didn't hear me so she asked again. The feeling was not to unlike when mom asks your underwear size out loud in the middle of WalMart.
Oh, well.

Ya just gotta love Mom.
Mom.... and coffee.