Don't hit a turkey. I'm serious. I had two hours of driving time I still needed to log before I got my licence, so my mother made me drive way out almost to kansas (from central Colorado). This town happens to have one of it feels like four DMV's on the front range (CDOT sucks). This town also has at least two hundred stupid wild turkeys that hang around and think that the roads were built for them. I didn't hit one thankfully. But the instructor said that one out of every ten people taking the test manage to hit one of those stupid birds.

