I was always lucky enough to play with really good drummers: chops + ears + taste. In fact, I had an easier time finding drummers than any other player. But there was one audition...
Guy shows up with no kit and no sticks.
Us: "Where's your stuff?"
Him: "Uh...I don't have it with me now, but if you guys can front me a kit, I'm really good. You'll see."
Us: "Yeah...And why don't you have your kit with you now?"
Him: "I pawned it to buy some weed. I've still got some if you guys want some!" (He was really enthusiastic when it came time to talk about the weed)
Us: "NEXT!!!!!"