I keep a big chrome Squier logo for situations like this. Just tape that sucker to whatever is causing offense at the time, and all problems disappear! It's all about the chrome logo. And, anybody who complains about me playing any Thunderbird will have to keep complaining because that's what I play these days unless I'm playing the upright. Even fretless. Got that covered with a Thunderbird, too. So far, nobody has had an issue.
Oh, and if you look, you can probably find a Squier logo for his drum kit, too.
(I have also been known to play drums, too. My kit is either a Chinese made Ludwig or an old Pearl stencil kit made in Taiwan. Maybe someday I'll have a US made Ludwig or Gretsch kit, but it's going to be a long time.)