Dumb Kiddie Jokes

Why does an elephant have a 6 foot trunk?
Where else are you going to put a 5 foot booger.

 

Whats black and white and red all over?

 

a sunburned zebra!

or the three spiders in the toilet.."somebody had to throw us a log"

 

Dinner!

 

Why did the three wisemen smell like smoke?

They had just come from afar.

 

how are kids like pancakes?










you always mess up the first one!





oh wait, you meant jokes we told as kids?

whoops....

 

That was funny!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

(a little dirty & offensive):

EDIT: nevermind, don't feel comfortable typing it out. It was a play on words for the hispanic term "ese" and an "essay" you write in class

 

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

 

Why did Michel'le go to the hospital?

Because there was "something in her heart" (I grew up in the early 90s)

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct...5dTpDQ&usg=AFQjCNFbJjBvO2OvjxufchJF5t2Me1-yUg

 

What did the "0" say to the "8"?

Nice belt!

 

-Two pretzels were walking down the street...

one was a salted!

-What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

DAM!

 

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

 

I can make you say an Indian word.

How?

 

my 6 year old's from two days ago:

"Knock knock:"
"who's there?"
"Boo"
"Boo who?"
"Awww dont cry"

 

Everyone sing along.....

When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers

diarrhea, diarrhea.

When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:

diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your stomach really hurts,
and you know that it’s the squirts:

diarrhea, diarrhea.

 

Some people think it's funny but it's really green and runny!

 

A bloody zebra is my new preferable answer. But the real answer to "Whats black and white and re[a]d all over?" is:

A newspaper