Tell a dumb joke you knew as a kid. Here's mine:
When Batman go to the bathroom? When the music going do do do do do do do!
When Batman go to the bathroom? When the music going do do do do do do do!
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Dumb Kiddie Jokes
- Thread starter Dr. Cheese
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slobake
resident ... something
a sunburned zebra!
or the three spiders in the toilet.."somebody had to throw us a log"
That was funny!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
(a little dirty & offensive):
EDIT: nevermind, don't feel comfortable typing it out. It was a play on words for the hispanic term "ese" and an "essay" you write in class
Why did Michel'le go to the hospital?
Because there was "something in her heart" (I grew up in the early 90s)
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct...5dTpDQ&usg=AFQjCNFbJjBvO2OvjxufchJF5t2Me1-yUg
Because there was "something in her heart" (I grew up in the early 90s)
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct...5dTpDQ&usg=AFQjCNFbJjBvO2OvjxufchJF5t2Me1-yUg
-Two pretzels were walking down the street...
one was a salted!
-What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
DAM!
one was a salted!
-What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
DAM!
my 6 year old's from two days ago:
"Knock knock:"
"who's there?"
"Boo"
"Boo who?"
"Awww dont cry"
"Knock knock:"
"who's there?"
"Boo"
"Boo who?"
"Awww dont cry"
Everyone sing along.....
When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers
diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach really hurts,
and you know that its the squirts:
diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers
diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach really hurts,
and you know that its the squirts:
diarrhea, diarrhea.
A bloody zebra is my new preferable answer. But the real answer to "Whats black and white and re[a]d all over?" is:
A newspaper
