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Encouragement for all you nerds, geeks, dweebs, etc.

Why thank you sir. I know Im certainly not unattractive or anything, but I am most definitely a nerd, and as a high schooler I was quite awkward looking.

This is a common tale.

Nerds make excellent lovers, all they think about all day is sex. Jocks only think about sports.

I'm guessing young jocks think about sex, too - just not ALL the time like us in the geek-squad.
 
Chicks don't actually dig nerds, in spite of all of their claims. They are fond of what I like to call the "Quirky Hollywood Nerd". These types are a lot more "Michael Cera meets douche who sells Apple computers" and a whole lot less "socially awkward and maladjusted Trench Coat Mafioso".

The whole "I heart nerds" b.s. reminds me of the "one hundred dollar bill at the center of a four-way intersection" bit from Chasing Amy. Only this joke ends in nerd tears... unless he winds up running a successful software company... or goes to college and starts listening to the Shins or some lame-ass crap like that.
 
I'm a dork. I dig nerdy guys. Glasses, too skinny, too fat, a bit of a stutter.. ? Yeah. I like it. Can't grow a beard? Even better. Look like you're still 15.. .Well, damn. But, I think as time has gone on I've just grown accustomed to not caring about nerdy, or whatever else, and focused on who the person is inside. Though... this hasn't gone well. I'm not allowed to be nerdy, too much, now. -_-

Though, I plan on goign to Jafax. If you're a nerd,.. you know what this is. Oh, and I WILL be cosplaying, come hell or high-water. (Whatever that means.)
 
I somehow managed this lady
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You'd never know that she's a total rock nerd. 4.0 geology major.

Whereas, I'm the biggest nerd I know. And as proof, the pokemon Halloween party my friends and I had. I'm in the back left, as Jesse of Team Rocket.

I'm going to regret this.
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