let me throw my Epibird 2 cents in here I guess....
I can play softly or beat the hell out of mine, picks, fingers, and bang as hard on the 7.95 a set Alice strings as I can, hoping they will break...and for the semi-distorted OEM pickup junk slap sound ---awesome.
No it is NOT a FenderFunkMachine, but neither is the price of one..
of course my strings are so low, I'm lucky to get a feeler gauge under them, and the pickups are so close to the strings I'm already starting to see string marks in them from taking hits here and there, so higher action would be better for slapping, but when the amp is turned on, you can't hear the fret buzz anyway.
and Mark, you want your EspBird, I want a MirrorBird, or a P/P-bIrd ( both Jacksons naturally )
my only problem is I cant take out a second mortgage to fund them both at the same time