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Equipment we really need

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by t77mackie, Aug 9, 2012.


  1. t77mackie

    t77mackie

    Jun 13, 2012
    Wormtown, MA
    - An amp that comes standard with a cup holder

    - A "Bullet Time" machine for when the hard licks come up

    - A pair of discrete cybernetic hands that shred when trying out guitars in music stores

    - A mini Patriot missile system that can be set up on stage to automatically intercept incoming beer bottles, shoes, etc.

    Did I miss anything?
     
  2. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    A panty catcher.
     
  3. This is the most perfect list ever...
     
  4. Definitely

    Definitely Banned

    Nah, we're just bassists...:bag:
     
  5. I'd rather catch those myself, actually... well maybe not.

    Hmmm.
     
  6. Friday scene ruined thrown panties for me :(
     
  7. BAbaracus

    BAbaracus

    Mar 25, 2011
    Lynnville, IN
    Not equipment for me necessarily... But I think this would be a great replacement for my guitarist's amp.



    marshall_amp_fridge.
     
  8. Duct Tape
     
  9. Sneakypete

    Sneakypete

    Jul 22, 2009
    I would like every venue, even small pubs and clubs, to have a prompters box like some theatre stages have. Inside would be someone who knows our set intimately and can signal to me on all those occasions when I can't remember if the lead solo has been and gone yet, or if the middle eight (remember those, anyone?) is coming up now or after the next chorus. It's not that I'm forgetful particularly but I have a tendency to get carried away with it all and lose track of where we are in a number.
    Oh, and some kind of spring-loaded retractor for my instrument cable so I don't keep tripping over it all the time would be nice.
     
  10. I want all my gear to pack itself up, like George Jetson's car. At the end of the gig, I press a button, everything folds itself up, and all I have to carry is a little briefcase.
     
  11. http://www.amazon.co.uk/drum-kit-cup-holder/dp/B002EIW97S

    Not built in, but you could stick it on a mic stand.

    Either that or just leave a few of them on the drum kit for the entire band.

    Drummers typically come from the service industry anyway, so they shouldn't have an issue with keeping the band stocked :bag:
     
  12. Mysterion

    Mysterion

    Jan 10, 2012
    If you have a roll of duct tape, you have a cup holder. (But you still shouldn't put beverages on your amp...)
     
  13. bluesblaster

    bluesblaster

    Jan 2, 2008
    +1000 this is the best idea yet. Now if they could just perfect those flying cars.
     
  14. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    This and this:

    Combine them into a single working unit and life is good.

    No, I hate that "drink on the mic stand" look.

    Now youre thinkin!
     
  15. t77mackie

    t77mackie

    Jun 13, 2012
    Wormtown, MA
    A drum kit that comes standard with the Alcoholics Anonymous big book.
     
  16. GuitarRig.

    And definitely

    Cord.
     
  17. t77mackie

    t77mackie

    Jun 13, 2012
    Wormtown, MA
    A device that forces the crowd to clap on 2 & 4. You'd think a drum kit was enough....
     
  18. FilterFunk

    FilterFunk Everything is on the ONE! Supporting Member

    Mar 31, 2010
    ^This...so much THIS!!!

    I've actually seen folks clap on the 1 & 3 when listening to "Flash Light." How can one hear those very pronounced clapping sounds in "Flash Light" and NOT clap on the 2 & 4?!?!:eyebrow::rollno::scowl::mad:
     
  19. tiller

    tiller

    Jan 11, 2008
    tiller
    roadies!!
     
  20. sloasdaylight

    sloasdaylight Banned

    Feb 4, 2009
    Tampa, Florida, US
    evilest.
     

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