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I would have figured the 11 year old girls who liked that tune back in the day have long since forgotten it and outgrown it.
Wow Mmm Bop - now there's a song I think I hate more than Call Me Maybe.
I have a term for these types of songs: aural diarrhea.
If all you could play was songs that make women stop dancing, you'd be salty too.Sometimes the vitriol spewed at pop music by some here just seems like nothing more than jealousy.
If all you could play was songs that make women stop dancing, you'd be salty too.

Your opinion. I happen to like the song and I'm 51.
Sometimes the vitriol spewed at pop music by some here just seems like nothing more than jealousy. I can't imagine why someone would hate a popular song so much, unless it's just because more people like the pop songs than like their songs... nothing else makes much sense.
"I don't like it." Sure. Makes sense. There are plenty of songs I don't like. But "aural diarrhea"... whatever that is... doesn't...
And, why is a song bad merely because it's a pop song? Why is a catchy beat and fun lyrics wrong? You guys and your artistic hoity-toitiness... lol...
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Maybe their tastes are simply more specific than yours? Nah, you guys are right, personal insults are definitely the way to go.If all you could play was songs that make women stop dancing, you'd be salty too.
Your opinion. I happen to like the song and I'm 51.
Sometimes the vitriol spewed at pop music by some here just seems like nothing more than jealousy. I can't imagine why someone would hate a popular song so much, unless it's just because more people like the pop songs than like their songs... nothing else makes much sense.
"I don't like it." Sure. Makes sense. There are plenty of songs I don't like. But "aural diarrhea"... whatever that is... doesn't...
And, why is a song bad merely because it's a pop song? Why is a catchy beat and fun lyrics wrong? You guys and your artistic hoity-toitiness... lol...
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Your opinion. I happen to like the song and I'm 51.
Sometimes the vitriol spewed at pop music by some here just seems like nothing more than jealousy. I can't imagine why someone would hate a popular song so much, unless it's just because more people like the pop songs than like their songs... nothing else makes much sense.
"I don't like it." Sure. Makes sense. There are plenty of songs I don't like. But "aural diarrhea"... whatever that is... doesn't...
And, why is a song bad merely because it's a pop song? Why is a catchy beat and fun lyrics wrong? You guys and your artistic hoity-toitiness... lol...
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Maybe their tastes are simply more specific than yours?.
The argument I always make when people suggest "today's pop music" is lacking musicality or is lazy etc is..
Ok - then make one.
Sure the chord progressions are predictable, the hooks are redundant and simple and the blah blah blah...
but be honest with yourself - could you make something just as catchy? It's super simple, shouldn't require 6 producers and is musically lazy so someone with that critique should be able to make a quick buck and finance the rest of their more worthwhile musical aspirations, right?
BTW - I know and used to work for a producer that did exactly what I am questioning so it's not like I'm being ridiculous here. About twice a year he makes a pop hit to finance his other endeavors and he's well respected by purists in his genre as well as mainstream audiences.
My point is - it's not as easy as it looks to make booty's shake and keep them shaking around the world. So maybe give the 6 producers a tiny bit of respect.
Please as a black man appealing on behalf of all rappers and black folks in general .Do not do this song. I beg you.....

Truthfully, I have written hooks and choruses that people who heard it said they couldn't get out of their head - for better or worse. I take that as a massive compliment. So while I might not be a Grammy winning songwriter, I do know something about writing a catchy song. No it's not easy, but that's because I try to do a little more with the lyrics than the usual assortment of babies, y'know's, yeah's, and so forth...
The difference between breaking a pop record and having one sit on your hard drive is that people that break pop records are trying - first and foremost - to break a pop record. To disrespect their artistry for that fact is shortsighted and somewhat narrow, imho.