Explain how women think

[Thor]

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Or something like that.

I'm 2 years older than you. Now I totally get it. The extra 2
years experience is all it's gonna take, trust me on this.

 

[timber22]

I'm 48 and have been married for almost 25 years. I have no idea how most women think. And once they hit a certain middle age (menopause), forget finding any sign of logic or predictability. Don't even try to figure it out. It's hopeless. My advice is to open a bottle of your favorite beverage, sit down and play your bass.

 

[bassteban]

Women have no brain, as they don't have a d**k to keep it in; thus they are incapable of thinking- they *feel*
This knowledge can save you countless years of head-scratching.

 

[RWP]

^^ ^^

 

[bassteban]

What's more, they have half the money in the world & ALL THE P****Y, and they're still not happy. Explain THAT.

 

[DanAleks]

... and it doesn't happen by being a tofu farting daisy nice guy.

Yes, I think I've found my sig... LOL

 

[Vic Winters]

He's talking about the actual physical numerals being literally cut in half along a horizontal plane.

At any rate, he's wrong. That doesn't get you VII but VTT, which according to Google is a technical research centre in Finland. Or at least that's the way it turns out in this font.

It works if you write the numeral as a straight line. But you know what, I like the Technical Research Center in Finland answer better.

 

[Stumbo]

Time to cut bait or fish.

I think it's time for you to go fishing and not sit around trying to master baiting.

 

[DaveDeVille]

... Don't even try to figure it out. It's hopeless.
My advice is to open a bottle of your favorite beverage,
sit down and play your bass.

... this .

 

[Stumbo]

A phone conversation with one of my girlfriends ...

Yep, there it is.

IME, women are not only more attuned to their feelings but also the feelings of others. Men, we just go around trying to ram our round peg into any square hole we find, oblivious to most of the subtleties of life and passing that off as "normal".

That being said, it's a version of the "it's not you, it's me" line that you're hearing from one of your girlfriends.

 

[bassteban]

Yep, there it is.

Asking for it he is, says Yoda, mmm?