bmc said:I used to watch Jim Baker and PTL Club (Pass the Loot) for comedic relief.
...and now you come here.
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bmc said:I used to watch Jim Baker and PTL Club (Pass the Loot) for comedic relief.
By your standards, I guess my work environment is a convent. I've never asked a coworker for the mother<edit>ing stapler. Or told him that his last report was built like a brick ****house. And the grocery store? Convent. I can't remember the last time I told that b**** to give me my f***ing apples and my receipt.Basshole said:I suppose I'm just not used to talking like I'm among nuns, when I'm among musicians.

Is it really that difficult to speak without swaring? Have you ever had a job?Basshole said:Didn't mean to suggest they are.
I just come from old school Jazz...and in those circles, if you're considered REALLY good, they say you're a Mother...well, you know.
I suppose I'm just not used to talking like I'm among nuns, when I'm among musicians.
I meant no disrespect...and I'm sorry about the threadjacking.
Neither. You're Canadian and that unfortunate fact overrides any interesting story about the origin of your name. Sorry. On to the next ****ing post.Scott Zoltok said:I think the explanation of my username is somewhat obvious, although here's a little pickle for ya: The name Zoltok. My Grandpa was born in Russia, but the part that he was born in is now Poland, because of shifting boundaries and all that. Does that mean my last name is Russian, or Polish? I think it's Rolish![]()
Please children, ignore this angry little boy. He knows not what he speaks.mike_v_s said:Neither. You're Canadian and that unfortunate fact overrides any interesting story about the origin of your name. Sorry. On to the next ****ing post.
Mike
Just so you know, I'm ****ing joking.

Scott Zoltok said:Is it really that difficult to speak without swaring? Have you ever had a job?
Basshole said:No, I'm 45 and have never had a job.
Apparently, my language offends everyone.
I've been on about a half dozen albums, and played on stage in front of as many as ten thousand people, though.
You? ...Just in your bedroom?
Not really. Your characterization of this site and the members could be construed as a bit offensive, though. No need to turn this into a urinating contest by comparing your career with that of a teenager.Basshole said:Apparently, my language offends everyone.
Ope! Ya got me. He hath discovered I am but a lowly bedroom player, destined to go nowhere in the music business. Because of this what I say does not matter. My god, I can't believe I offended him. I mean, he's had more music experience then me, so he must be right! Oh how foolish of me!Basshole said:No, I'm 45 and have never had a job.
Apparently, my language offends everyone.
I've been on about a half dozen albums, and played on stage in front of as many as ten thousand people, though.
You? ...Just in your bedroom?
mike_v_s said:Not really. Your characterization of this site and the members could be construed as a bit offensive, though. No need to turn this into a urinating contest by comparing your career with that of a teenager.
Mike
I was being serious. Many people on this site have never had to work a day in their lives because of their musical ability. But since you were being sarcastic, it allows me to make my original point. Just treat this site like you would a normal workplace environment. Don't sware constantly, and don't anger the boss(es). But we're much more relaxed here, so have a seat and stay a while.Basshole said:Right, but it's fine if he asks sarcastically if I've ever had a job.
Never said it was but a) it was a decent question as evidenced by your answer and b) once you posted your age and knowing his I held you to a higher standard.Basshole said:Right, but it's fine if he asks sarcastically if I've ever had a job.
But part of your explanation was knock on this site, its members, moderators and its rules. You didn't really think that no one would respond, did you?All I did was try to explain my username...with NO profanities, I might add...and yet, I've been attacked, harrassed, and even had my post deleted.
mike_v_s said:Neither. You're Canadian and that unfortunate fact overrides any interesting story about the origin of your name.