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fake musicians

i am a fake musician. been fakin' it for decades and still makin' great music. infact, the real musicians in my circle love playing with me. i have no idea why a studied player would be so interested in my lacking, but i get work whenever i want.

my keys player is a Super Fake, though! i play bass but actually started on piano and contantly have to show this guy the chord pats. the kid has the feel/groove and is hella creative so he gets my vote almost everytime. the last virtuoso key-player that i auditioned was STIFF as an Oak Tree!!! the whole band suffered through his lack of flow.

as a result, the FAKER got hired and we just work a little harder and the sound is tight!