Favorite South Park quotes

[Turock]

Favorite South Park quotes. Extra points for pictures.

 

[fisticuffs]

Easy.

 

[macaroni tony]

this will be fun for me...

Cartman -

"Kyle! Kyle, no!"
(in a nurturing voice) "There you goooo...."

Mr Garrison -

"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"

Uncle Jimbo -

"They're comin right for us!"

Various redneck citizens -

"If you don't like America, you can giit out!"
"They took our jobs!"
"Rabble! Rabble rabble!"

Randy Marsh -

(dramatic voice) "Stan! Staaaaaannn!!"
(boy band episode) "See ya!"

 

[jebmd]

Step out of the car please.

 

[eyeballkid]

"screw you guys I'm going home."

 

[macaroni tony]

I could pretty much put anything ever said by Randy Marsh in here actually....

 

[A-Step-Towards]

Yep any episode that has randy marsh as the focal point is awesome to me

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[Spinal Tapper]

"Chicken Sandwich?"
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After Randy rocks some Kansas on real guitar trying to impress the boys playing Guitar Hero, Cartman simply says, "Mr Marsh, that's gay."

"What are you gonna do, huh? What are you gonna do?"

"It's too late, he's one of them!"

 

[MatticusMania]

Thats a good one!

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"What a great day for Canadians everywhere! The Winnipeg drummers, playing the "March of 1000 Farts"...as is traditional for the Canadian Royal Family."
"People in attendance, now gently tossing Cap'n Crunch as the prince passes by...as of course is tradition."
"Ah, here she comes! Yes, there she is! The aboot-to-be princess of Canada. Isn't she ravishing? So pure of heart, so strong in body, so hot in the face....She is indeed the living symbol of our greatly country. My God, she's beautiful."

 

[macaroni tony]

hahahahahahahah!!!!!

 

[Rush-2112]

I literally don't know where to start. I'll get back to you on this lol

 

[5StringBlues]

I literally don't know where to start. I'll get back to you on this lol

Indeed. Soooooo many.

 

[Earache]

Hey you're screwin' around. You're all screwin' around too much.

 

[Bryan R. Tyler]

In the "Free Blankets" episode, Randy says "It's cool on my tongue" when given some beer. For some reason, I say that all the time.

 

[Rush-2112]

Here's one off the top of my head

Cartman: Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time. You're awesome.
Mr. Jefferson: I think you're awesome too, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah?
Mr. Jefferson: Yeah.
Cartman: Yeah?
Mr. Jefferson: Yeah.
Cartman: Yeah? [they move in for a kiss]
Stan: [waking up] Aaaaagghhh! [looks round to see Cartman asleep and facing the ceiling and not Mr. Jefferson]
Mr. Jefferson: [opens his eyes] What's the matter, Stan? You have a bad dream?
Stan: Yeah, a really bad dream. Oh, JESUS!

xD

 

[capnsandwich]

Manbearpig.....half man, half bear, half pig.

 

[NOT]

"Gol, Sharon!"- Randy Marsh

The episode of Bono being nothing but crap is pure genius.

 

[CrewsControl]

Gees, I don't want to get the AIDs fellas.

Wow, I'm feeling kinda bowling-ballish, fellas.

About 30 minutes ago I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but it turned out to be a dead horse.

My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O and I'm bi-curious.

Oh boy, I've never gotten a package this big, I've always wanted a huge package.

Ah, hamburgers!

 

[Chef FourString]

I could pretty much put anything ever said by Randy Marsh in here actually....

+1 He's my favorite character on there.

"Iet's difrent, Sharon!"

Canadians:
"Im not your friend, guy."
"Im not your guy, buddy."
"Im not your buddy, friend" ect.......

Future scientist after Garrison has his sex change:
"God? Ha. You believe in a supernatural being."