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Favorite South Park quotes
- Thread starter Turock
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I really like the gamer one where they are all fat and cartman makes his mom hold a bucket he craps in haha.
Or when all the boys wear condoms haha.
OHHHH I like the sea people one where cartman inspects semen and thinks there Sea Men.
Or when all the boys wear condoms haha.
OHHHH I like the sea people one where cartman inspects semen and thinks there Sea Men.
It's probably a no-no to post the accompanying pic, but:
Randy Marsh: "Itwasuh...it was a ghost! There's ectoplasm. Did you see the ghost? It ran through here...it slimed me."
Randy Marsh: "Itwasuh...it was a ghost! There's ectoplasm. Did you see the ghost? It ran through here...it slimed me."
Kyle: It's the kindergarten teacher, Ms. Stephenson.
Police Sergeant: The blonde?
Kyle: Yeah.
Policeman #1: Some young boy is having sex with Ms. Stephenson?
Kyle: Yes.
Policeman #1: Nice.
Police Sergeant: Nice.
Police Sergeant: The blonde?
Kyle: Yeah.
Policeman #1: Some young boy is having sex with Ms. Stephenson?
Kyle: Yes.
Policeman #1: Nice.
Police Sergeant: Nice.
I'm watching the "ginger kids" episode right now where Cartmen gives a report to class on the the fact that Ginger kids (red hair-freckles) have no soul. So the gang sneaks in and colors his hair and skin so he wakes up ginger. He goes to the doctor and the doctor says.
DR: Red hair-freckle genes are recessive, it seems Cartman is a late bloomer.
Cartmans mom: You mean?
Dr: Yes he has the early signs of gingivitis"
Then he pulls the mother aside and claims "you know ginger kids have no soul? Perhaps you should just put him down now?
DR: Red hair-freckle genes are recessive, it seems Cartman is a late bloomer.
Cartmans mom: You mean?
Dr: Yes he has the early signs of gingivitis"
Then he pulls the mother aside and claims "you know ginger kids have no soul? Perhaps you should just put him down now?
There are way too damn many to pick from.
My favourite episode title:
Mr Garrison's fancy new vagina (It's a combo of words never really together in one sentance)
This is my absolute favourite quote form a TV show recently...
My favourite episode title:
Mr Garrison's fancy new vagina (It's a combo of words never really together in one sentance)
This is my absolute favourite quote form a TV show recently...
Hey you're screwin' around. You're all screwin' around too much.
"Watch me fly, Richard!"
Don't worry Richard! I'm a pilot! It's what I do!
AAAAAAAAHHH! *blood splatter on face*
I always wondered who that lady was.
AAAAAAAAHHH! *blood splatter on face*
I always wondered who that lady was.
So here's a question for you guys - who here prefers the earlier seasons more than the newer ones?
jmattbassplaya said:
Me. Generally. I miss Chef. The whole "Hello children! How are my little crackers today?" thing. The humor. The lesson. Bummer he's gone. I don't care about his religion.
RIP Isaac.
