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Favorite South Park quotes
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Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel.
Stan: What?
Towelie: When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catching a cold. That's why Towelie says, don't forget to bring a towel!
Stan: Okay!
Kyle: Thanks Towelie.
Towelie: You wanna get high?
Kyle: No.
YOU"RE A TOWEL!!!!!
That's it! That's the melody to Funkytown!
Stan: What?
Towelie: When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catching a cold. That's why Towelie says, don't forget to bring a towel!
Stan: Okay!
Kyle: Thanks Towelie.
Towelie: You wanna get high?
Kyle: No.
YOU"RE A TOWEL!!!!!
That's it! That's the melody to Funkytown!
Ah dude! Towelie
"So....you don't wan't Towelie around anymore?"
Boys - "No!"
Towelie - "So am I to understand that there's been a...towelie-ban?"
.......hahahaha!"
"So....you don't wan't Towelie around anymore?"
Boys - "No!"
Towelie - "So am I to understand that there's been a...towelie-ban?"
.......hahahaha!"
Cartman: ...And that's what I got, Principal brah. These two were in the hallway making out. She had those love letters on her person.
Principal Victoria: "Ike, I long to feel your arms around me"?? Miss Stevenson, you- you're having a relationship with this student?
Cartman: Yes. During classtime, without a hall pass.
Principal Victoria: This is umbelievable.
Cartman: I know. It's like a hall pass doesn't even matter to her.
Principal Victoria: Miss Stevenson, I will need to inform the police.
Miss Stevenson: [puts her hands to her cheeks] Oh God...
Cartman: You just dealt with the Dawg, b*tch!
Principal Victoria: "Ike, I long to feel your arms around me"?? Miss Stevenson, you- you're having a relationship with this student?
Cartman: Yes. During classtime, without a hall pass.
Principal Victoria: This is umbelievable.
Cartman: I know. It's like a hall pass doesn't even matter to her.
Principal Victoria: Miss Stevenson, I will need to inform the police.
Miss Stevenson: [puts her hands to her cheeks] Oh God...
Cartman: You just dealt with the Dawg, b*tch!
It seems like they got even edgier as time went by, which is a good thing. But overall I'd say that there are some episodes that aren't too great but some episodes are so poignant that when they're good they hit it out of the park.
Favorite quote:
From one of the early xmas specials, "Can we get rid of all the Mexicans." -Mr. Garrison.
I was just watching this one last night.
I'm 50/50 on the new vs the old. I wish they'd kill Kenny a bit more often.
My favorite is when he was hypnotized, and nobody realised he was dead until rats started running out of him.
I'm glad to see a lot of references in this thread to the little league episode, I guess because it deconstructs the archetype of the obnoxious sports parent so well.
"Bat Dad knows no fear! Bat Dad knows no pain! I want you, Marsh! I want you!"
"Bat Dad knows no fear! Bat Dad knows no pain! I want you, Marsh! I want you!"
Randy: "An old fashioned? Haven't had one of those in a while."
Sharon: " So, you going back to the cafeteria?"
Randy: "F**k that. I'm tired. Cooking is gay."
Sharon: " So, you going back to the cafeteria?"
Randy: "F**k that. I'm tired. Cooking is gay."
Oh man, I forgot about that. That episode was AMAZING...
"Should I eat the cuddle fish or vanilla paste?"
seang15 said:
You know, I can't watch that episode. It's just...... too much.
As funny as the swipe at Apple is, I just....... just can't watch.
My favorite South Park moment is fairly unquotable. Cartman thinks he's 'blown his funny fuse and will never laugh again.' so he writes in his journal, then picks up a revolver and puts the barrel in his mouth...and I have juuuuust enough time to think "Holy $#!+. They're having a cartoon character commit suicide !?!?!?!?!" before he bites the end off the barrel, and picks his journal back up to add 'Also we need more chocolate guns. The peanut butter-filled is superior to the marshmallow.'
That and the Chili Con Carnical episode.
"Do you like your chili, Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs Fennerman Chili, Scott."
and
"Dude. Never piss off Cartman again."
"Good call."
That and the Chili Con Carnical episode.
"Do you like your chili, Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs Fennerman Chili, Scott."
and
"Dude. Never piss off Cartman again."
"Good call."
