Favorite South Park quotes

[jmattbassplaya]

Three responses and all three are different. Go figure, right?

 

[David Jayne]

Three responses and all three are different. Go figure, right?

Well, yeah. It's all good. So scissor me.

 

[Scobby Bott]

 

[nortonrider]

CRIPPLE FIGHT !

 

[jmattbassplaya]

Butters: "Just walk away and we will spare your lives. Just walk away."

Kyle: "He's pretty good!"

 

[Rush-2112]

How could I have forgotten a classic!



You, myah! Me, myah! Screw you guys, I'm going home.

 

[nortonrider]

another classic.
No Kitty - my pot pie!

 

[machine gewehr]

Cartman: "GODDAMIT!"

Kyle: "Goddamit Cartman"

Crowd: "RabbleRabbleRabbleRabbleRabbleRabbleRabbleRabble"

The song: "DumbDumbDumbDumbDumb..." We started using this with a friend of mine in daily talk after that episode.

My favourite:

"Es ist Zeit für Rache!"

When I saw Cartman acting like Hitler, I laughed so much that in the end I cried.

 

[Darth Handsome]

What the heck is a rim job??

 

[Darth Handsome]

What elephant? Oh, you mean this one?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Now now. The Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions.

 

[Jim Nazium]

That does not make sense!

 

[David Jayne]

I'm super, super serial!

and

I'm super, thanks for asking!

 

[Eric Perry]

"How would you, like to suck my b***s, Mr. Garrison?"

 

[macaroni tony]

The episode when they killed of Chef had some gems, but it was a bit much for me in the end. I still sometimes quote "I wanna make love to - the children"

"haven't you heard that song by Loverboy? Doo dun doo dun pig and elephant DNA just won't splice"

I love when Elton John joined chef for the song

"Oooh tonight, oh is right
Tonight is right for love, love rhythm"

"Thanks Elton! Tonight is right for love,
looove graavyyyy.."

The episode when Dr Mephisto shows up and he's got that little mini-me clone thing following him around all episode. Finally Chef stops himself mid-sentence and asks him, "just what the hell is that thing??"

Oh crap the movie. I rewound Satan's song more than I did anything else. That's saying something for a 13 year old

"I could be free and live without a care (live without a care)
Living without a care! (livin without a care)
If only I could live up there!
I wanna live up,
I wanna live up,
Whooo oo oooo!"

I guess I really like the early songs...

 

[MatticusMania]

So here's a question for you guys - who here prefers the earlier seasons more than the newer ones?

I have no preference, really. Theyre all pretty damned good.
Keep in mind I was 13 when South Park first aired, and Ive been watching it (though not religiously) ever since.


“Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar. They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe they're marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar. These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, or marklars.” ~Kyle

 

[Bting]

Mr Kim ""Every time us Chinese put up a wall stupid Mongolians have to come and knock it down"

And

Cartman "Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!"
Cartman's Mom: "Well then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight."

 

[MatticusMania]

Mr Kim ""Every time us Chinese put up a wall stupid Mongolians have to come and knock it down"

"Stupid Mongoorians, you break down my schitty wall!"

 

[Fishheadjoe]

No starvin Marvin, that's my pot pie... that's a bad starvin Marvin.
The show about the flea's... and the long standing community of them, living in Angelina Jolee's crotch.
Anything Mr. Hankey says...
Fishheadjoe

 

[Eric Perry]

One of their Christmas songs, with this part sang by Mr. Garrison: "Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry f*****' Christmas, put down that book the Koran, and hear some holiday wishes"