Fair enough. I would say,
"I'm just one of those weirdos...", but I've been burned one too many times because either I didn't read the description or the write-up is buried in a sea of useless, visual garbage.
(I'm looking at you, Amazon! Never again will I buy what looks like a full-on album, when it's actually only a three-song EP!
)
Of all people, I can understand the...to quote Stephen King...
"diarrhea of the word processor" groove. So, instead, when posting something official, I fall back on another quote by another well-known author...
"'Brevity' is the soul of wit!" I may not always be successful on that front, but it keeps me from going way, waaaaaaay over the top.