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#21
Kwesi said:
I wish I could be pestered by a hot chick just once to see what it was like. My record for awkward persistent encounters is something like five dudes and one girl... They're just drawn to me :(. This wouldn't be a problem if I was a complete douchenozzle.
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In that case, it's also probably not a great idea to hang out in leather bars.
Just say'un.:D
 
#23
jmattbassplaya said:
I said it once and I'll say it again -Singers get chicks. Acoustic guitarists get chicks. Hell, even drummers get chicks. Bass players get dudes who want to talk gear. You chose poorly my friend :p
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LOL! I wished we talked gear! He just talked about anime. Don't get me wrong, I'm a proud anime freak myself but this guy... things got weird.

buchananbass said:
In that case, it's also probably not a great idea to hang out in leather bars.
Just say'un.:D
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I'm not even kidding when I say I honestly would have had a much more enjoyable time there than I did in this situation. Though I seriously doubt I'd be going home with anyone unless I was under the influence of some drug or another :p.

PersonalTraynor said:
You should feel lucky someone other than your family cares about you...
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If this is luck I pray that I am NEVER unlucky.
 
#24
Kwesi said:
As of 3 minutes ago I've instituted a complete communication black out. Cutting all forms of contact.
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Uhhhhhhh.......

You do know the definition of a communication blackout right? I pretty sure posting rapid fire on the interwebz after instituting a communication blackout renders the aforementioned blackout null and void.

:eyebrow:
 
#28
Phalex said:
Uhhhhhhh.......

You do know the definition of a communication blackout right? I pretty sure posting rapid fire on the interwebz after instituting a communication blackout renders the aforementioned blackout null and void.

:eyebrow:
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Then intercommunication blackout? What's the definition for just not talking to him ever again in any way shape or form?

Ziltoid said:
You handled this in a very mature way, I'm proud of you :ninja:
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Thank you. I thought so too :p.

JimB52 said:
Obsessive losers can smell kindness, much the same way a wolf can smell fear. Be strong, my brother.
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I wish I could just be a jerk to get people off me but I don't have it in me.
 
#29
If you REALLY never hear from him...

Go to his house
Knock on his door, if he doesn't answer, ask for him
When he gets there, drop trow
Pop a squat and drop a big b.m. on welcome mat
Respectfully pull up trow, back off slowly, and take off on a razor scooter, cackling hysterically.

Added points for never breaking eye contact through entire shenanigan.
 
#30
ShredderMaximus said:
If you REALLY never hear from him...

Go to his house
Knock on his door, if he doesn't answer, ask for him
When he gets there, drop trow
Pop a squat and drop a big b.m. on welcome mat
Respectfully pull up trow, back off slowly, and take off on a razor scooter, cackling hysterically.

Added points for never breaking eye contact through entire shenanigan.
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And put it on Youtube or it didn't happen.


Puke......
 
#32
I use to know a guy like that... I hung out with him a couple times because I'm nice and when I pulled a "communication blackout" on they guy, he started stalking me... A couple times I walked out of the house and he was sitting on his bike in my driveway waiting for me to come out (i live in the middle of nowhere so this takes some motivation). He'd call me from different numbers and everything. Fast forward a year and I met his EXTREMELY hot cousin (she races dirtbikes AND models!!!!) and I started hanging out with her, at his parents place while she was around for the summer. Bad idea. He refused to leave us alone. BUT, his cousin hate his guts, so we started pulling all sorts of pranks on him and generally being asshats to him and he finally started leaving both of us alone. At the end of the summer she left for home and he continued to leave me alone.

Still hang out with that girl every time she's in town visiting her aunt haha :bassist:
 
#34
Munjibunga said:
BTW, it's spelled, "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU."

LOL.
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I fix gewd, yes?

IconBasser said:
I'm so confused...

Kwesi, what's the deal with the guy? Why is he trying so hard to contact you? Why are you trying so hard to avoid him? What about him don't you like?
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Well he's actually a few years older than me and we were friends in elementary school but I guess I kinda grew out of that with time. Hadn't seen each other in years then I ran into him randomly about a month back and it went all blargh from there. What don't I like? He's weird. Weird in a way that's outside of my comfort zone :atoz:.
 
#35
Something similar happened to me: back in middle school the elder brother of a friend of mine befriended me and would call me incessantly. Talking about stuff I liked was OK for a couple of times. But then it got pretty frustrating, when he'd call and not stop for more than an hour at a time. I got rid of him by having my mom take his calls and tell him that I wasn't at home. He still called at least 6-7 times, only to have my mom take his calls. Finally he realized what was going on and stopped calling.

As for now, hang out once for the chap's sake (and stay 'safe', I'm not joking) and then resume your 'snap-all-communication-lines' policy.
 
#37
Tell him about your money problems,ask money from him. Most likely "he's short on cash" too,keep talk about your money problems.

When he points a beautiful butterfly, tell him "marks on its wings look like $ doesn't it?" and burst into tears.

Randomly point at clouds and ask him "hey that looks like a $ doesn't it" and burst into tears,as loud and disturbing as you can.Spray the place with saliva and mucus.

Profit.
 

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