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FIFA World Cup 2014

11th hour,

*Ahem* John Oliver is one of us now. He's a citizen now, if I recall correctly (or will be soon, as his wife is American). I should mention Mr. Oliver is a Liverpool supporter.

Ah you are fine jr, still 13 hours to go as I write this :)

Shows you how good he is that we will forgive him that!
Can we have him back please; give you a Lee Evans in exchange....
 
I think Chile could well be the surprise team this year.
Have to believe a team with Vidal in it will do well.
I've been telling a lot of people that Chile will most likely go through the group stage, which means either Spain or The Netherlands are going home early . . .
The Netherlands it is then. Just to make Van Gaal's next step extra special.

Spain will win every single game right up to the final one, or two nil, in the most boring way possible.

Ah you are fine jr, still 13 hours to go as I write this :)

Shows you how good he is that we will forgive him that!
Can we have him back please; give you a Lee Evans in exchange....
Nah man, Lee Evans is kind of a bit alright-ish.

Give them Russel Brand, they're used to putting up with absolute scum brits like Piers Morgan, he'd fit right in.


Heard on the news Mick Jagger re-arranged all their recently upcoming gigs and commitments around the England games. Pretty cool.
 
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"England: AHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE NO SHOT. None. Zero. You are the Knicks of soccer. If only your national team could make like your EPL teams and import legitimately talented players from nations that aren't populated exclusively with ginger albinos who have a moping complex. Instead, you get the corpse of Wayne Rooney. Is David Beckham still on this team? David Beckham was shaging terrible. "Oh, but he was so good at corner kicks!" Well, that's brilliant. A player who excels only when the opposing team is dumb enough to accidentally boot the ball behind its own net. WHAT AN ASSET.

Let's talk briefly about England as a whole, because England is Ireland without the fun. English people like mayonnaise, lawn bowling, maintaining an antiquated class system, and ABBA, in that order. It's a relative's home that you dread visiting."
 
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Three hours til the opening ceremony. I always miss the opening ceremony, but not today. Hoping it won't be as cheesy as I expect it to be.

+1 on Chile making it through

+1 on Belgium being up for it. They're young and they're better off for it.
 
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For Titus:
"England: AHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE NO SHOT. None. Zero. You are the Knicks of soccer. If only your national team could make like your EPL teams and import legitimately talented players from nations that aren't populated exclusively with ginger albinos who have a moping complex. Instead, you get the corpse of Wayne Rooney. Is David Beckham still on this team? David Beckham was ****ing terrible. "Oh, but he was so good at corner kicks!" Well, that's brilliant. A player who excels only when the opposing team is dumb enough to accidentally boot the ball behind its own net. WHAT AN ASSET.

Let's talk briefly about England as a whole, because England is Ireland without the fun. English people like mayonnaise, lawn bowling, maintaining an antiquated class system, and ABBA, in that order. It's a relative's home that you dread visiting."

I'm quoting this, just so I can repost it at a later date before you delete it.

Badly written, third-rate, lame attempt at a piece of humour.

You should read The Guardian. They are MUCH better at this kind of stuff.
 
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"England: AHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE NO SHOT. None. Zero. You are the Knicks of soccer. If only your national team could make like your EPL teams and import legitimately talented players from nations that aren't populated exclusively with ginger albinos who have a moping complex. Instead, you get the corpse of Wayne Rooney. Is David Beckham still on this team? David Beckham was ****ing terrible. "Oh, but he was so good at corner kicks!" Well, that's brilliant. A player who excels only when the opposing team is dumb enough to accidentally boot the ball behind its own net. WHAT AN ASSET.

Let's talk briefly about England as a whole, because England is Ireland without the fun. English people like mayonnaise, lawn bowling, maintaining an antiquated class system, and ABBA, in that order. It's a relative's home that you dread visiting."
Clever, witty, entertaining.


These are three things the author of that article needs to Google.
 
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Three hours til the opening ceremony. I always miss the opening ceremony, but not today. Hoping it won't be as cheesy as I expect it to be.

+1 on Chile making it through

+1 on Belgium being up for it. They're young and they're better off for it.

We might disagree on a few things in the other football thread, matante, but I'm happy you're here.

I'm expecting all manner of attempted hijacks and nonsense comments from fairweather 'fans' and wiseguys.

Keep this shizzle fo realz.
 
I'm quoting this, just so I can repost it at a later date before you delete it.

Badly written, third-rate, lame attempt at a piece of humour.

You should read The Guardian. They are MUCH better at this kind of stuff.

"You English! You think you're so superior, don't you? Well you're the filth of the planet! A bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans!"
 
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