FIFA World Cup 2014

[DerHoggz]

I'm quoting this, just so I can repost it at a later date before you delete it.

Badly written, third-rate, lame attempt at a piece of humour.

You should read The Guardian. They are MUCH better at this kind of stuff.

I didn't read it even, that is how interested I am in soccer.

 

[Tituscrow]

"You English! You think you're so superior, don't you? Well you're the filth of the planet! A bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans!"

I could set my watch by your predictability.

 

[Tituscrow]

I didn't read it even, that is how interested I am in soccer.

Posting links that you haven't read? Are you MBP in disguise?

 

[Darth Handsome]

I could set my watch by your predictability.

"Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest ******* province in the Russian Empire, that's where! So DON'T call me stupid, lady. Just THANK me! ...If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!"

 

[DerHoggz]

"Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest ******* province in the Russian Empire, that's where! So DON'T call me stupid, lady. Just THANK me! ...If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!"

Who is on your money again?

Posting links that you haven't read? Are you MBP in disguise?

No, but he does email me.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Posting links that you haven't read? Are you MBP in disguise?

I'm here because I'm bored. Bored hanging around this God-awful city. Shoving George's ugly pic... Talking to a lot of snotty, stuck up, intellectual British *******. Jesus they're uptight. They get rigor mortis in the prime of life in this country, standing there with their hair clenched just counting the seconds til the week ends so they can all dress up like ballerinas and whip themselves into a frenzy. To be honest I hate them. I mean pretending they're so ******* superior with those phony accents.

 

[Tituscrow]

As long as you know your place.

 

[Darth Handsome]

As long as you know your place.

When does the action start? I'm gonna get caught up in soccer for a month & shock the forum with the most insightful comments in the history of the game.

 

[DerHoggz]

When does the action start? I'm gonna get caught up in soccer for a month & shock the forum with the most insightful comments in the history of the game.

Transcript:
"And another player has inexplicably fallen to the ground in writhing agony! Is there something in the water?"
"How did these Nancies end up with such smoking WAGs? I'm much more handsome, and round!"

 

[Tituscrow]

Transcript:
"And another player has inexplicably fallen to the ground in writhing agony! Is there something in the water?"
"How did these Nancies end up with such smoking WAGs? I'm much more handsome, and round!"

Yep. Or any derivation thereof.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Transcript:
"And another player has inexplicably fallen to the ground in writhing agony! Is there something in the water?"
"How did these Nancies end up with such smoking WAGs? I'm much more handsome, and round!"

Hey man. Whose side are you on??

 

[Tituscrow]

Hey man. Whose side are you on??

Rats deserting a sinking ship.

I smell mutinous abandonment.

 

[Tituscrow]

But you know I'll always give you cuddle, even though you don't understand football.

 

[Darth Handsome]

But you know I'll always give you cuddle, even though you don't understand football.

What's to understand? It's not that complicated. You kick the ball hither, you kick the ball thither, your men trot to & fro. It ain't exactly curling.

 

[Tituscrow]

What's to understand? It's not that complicated. You kick the ball hither, you kick the ball thither, your men trot to & fro. It ain't exactly curling.

To the untrained, uneducated eye, that's hard to argue with.

 

[Revolver]

The Netherlands it is then. Just to make Van Gaal's next step extra special.

I don't think it's that easy. Some months ago, I would have agreed, but now I'm not so sure. The Dutch have a major chip on their shoulder from the last WC, and Robben is out for revenge.

Spain will win every single game right up to the final one, or two nil, in the most boring way possible.

I couldn't disagree more. Spain will be out sooner than people think . . . and thankfully we get a break from their inflated ego, which is quite amusing when you analyze their WC history performance (before 2010, their best showing was 4th place in 1950 [Brazil]. Other than that, they have been laughably sub-par).[/QUOTE]

 

[MartinG1957]

It's all kicking off now...tear gas and rubber bullets at Sao Paulo protests.....could be serious problems as it goes on.....

 

[pedroims]

Couple of hours to start Brazil 2014 !!. I am leaving the office right now, I am planning to watch the opening game with my son.

 

[Darkstrike]

I don't think it's that easy. Some months ago, I would have agreed, but now I'm not so sure. The Dutch have a major chip on their shoulder from the last WC, and Robben is out for revenge.



I couldn't disagree more. Spain will be out sooner than people think . . . and thankfully we get a break from their inflated ego, which is quite amusing when you analyze their WC history performance (before 2010, their best showing was 4th place in 1950 [Brazil]. Other than that, they have been laughably sup-par).

I hope you're right, on both points.

Netherlands in the final, Spain out in the groups, would be perfect.

 

[Tituscrow]

Did you see Blatter yesterday? Football on other planets. Insane....but dangerously so.