"Finance Industry" band name

[scott0606]

Hey guys,

We are playing a charity show in a couple weeks apart of this festival called "winnstock", which is thrown by the finance sector of the business community. Anyways, we unfortunately have to think of a new temporary band name that has to do with the finance industry in some way. If you guys have any suggestions I would be more than thrilled!

 

[Phalex]

Bear Stearns and the Bailouts.

Spend all your money on hookers and blow, and tell them it's gonna cost them more money to get you to play.

 

[nutdog]

Bear Stearns and the Bailouts.

Spend all your money on hookers and blow, and tell them it's gonna cost them more money to get you to play.

Nice

Toxic Assets
Meltdown
Freddie and the Fannies
Fatcat Executives
The Suits
The Loansharks
Predatory Lending
Usurious
Stimulus Package
Love Child of Barney Frank

 

[JTE]

I'm assuming you don't want to offend your clients, right? That means all the good names are useless...

"Fannie Mae & The Feds"
"The GAAP Band" ("GAAP" means "generally accepted accounting practices")
The ROI Bois


John

 

[fenderhutz]

Bernie Madoff with my Wife.

 

[R. Laevinus]

Stimulated Package.

 

[fenderhutz]

Off the books

 

[jaywa]

High Interest

Are they having a CD Release party? yuk yuk

At some point during the show get on the mic and ask the crowd if they have any interest in your CDs.

 

[xed]

I'm assuming you don't want to offend your clients, right? That means all the good names are useless...

exactly

 

[sarcastro83]

Eintsturzende Stockmarket

 

[gttim]

The GAAP Band is good! Nicely done!

Assets and the Liabilities!

 

[Hawaii Islander]

The Rollercoasters

 

[fenderhutz]

Glenn Becks Gold

 

[floundah]

Capital Injection

Subprime

Knockout Option

Inside Information

and a variation from above - Madoff with my money

 

[Funny That Way]

The Bollinger Band

They'll get it, I promise!

-Tom

 

[Stinsok]

Ponzi Scheme

 

[sarcastro83]

you guys should play "Wipeout" but change the lyrics to "bailout".

 

[MonetBass]

The HELOCs
Bad Credit Score
Grab Your Assets

 

[JTE]

The Bollinger Band

They'll get it, I promise!

-Tom

COOL!!!

 

[scott0606]

Thanks guys!

We ended up going with "The Bailouts", but I really wanted to use the 'Bernie Madeoff with ______" one. Hilarious