Never fired since most of the time people's eyes pop at my basses. But here's a story no less.
I was playing with a band, and the vocalist was foaming at the mouth about this one bass player who would be at the open mic we were attending. He knew him personally (from multiple times frequenting that same venue), and thus he kept talking at me about how good this dude's bass is.
I ask him what type, but he doesn't know. But he says "yeah, there's nothing as good as that thing, you should get one", right in front of my bass.
Now, if you look at my pfp, that's a Mayones Viking. It's my main instrument, and I'd put it up against Vic's Foderas. It's perfect for me, and it feels like I'm playing something ancient and druidic, like a piece of living art.
I love my instrument.
But my opinion aside, it's a great bass.
So I show up to the show and I'm waiting to see this unfathomable leviathan with no name. I wanna see how high the mountain goes, how far off greatness is.
I'm looking for this dude and finally he arrives.
He's playing a Sire. A V10 DX to be specific.
Hey, I'm not gonna yuck his yum, Sire's got good publicity, and it's not like he's playing a starter model, it's a mid bracket bass (as opposed to boutique), one of the highest quality instruments in that brand.
But I go "ah. A sire", not mad, but sorta like mmm well that's certainly underwhelming
My vocalist is filling his pants as he's telling me everything that bass can do, and that he's never seen a bass that can "tap the coils", which....my Viking can in fact do (it has Fishman fluence pups, goes between single coil and humbucker, and has the vintage>slap>modern toggle).
So that guys band is done and he comes over to our vocalist who wants to kiss his feet. And our band is next, so the other bassist goes, confidently "I dunno what you got, but would you rather play this?"
I humbly smile and say, "I appreciate the offer", before unsheathing my war sword from its fitted scabbard.
He goes "oh....poopie."
My vocalist only then was beginning to realize that I'm packing heat, and he pretty much never talked to me again. If it wasn't evident, he's no longer my vocalist, and our band unanimously removed him for reasons unrelated to the bass I play.