I like dressing up like Un Pistolero, hanging out in front of the Circle K and taking from ordinary citizens their recently purchased bags of chips, bottles of soda, and slices of pizza then throwing those items up in the air and shooting them as many times as I can as they fall.
It’s the best thing to do at three am on a Tuesday around here when you’re in your seventies and your wife’s on Coumadin and doesn’t want to have firecrackers going off in the backyard anymore.
FWIW, I half-arse the costume and use a pair of Walther PPK’s so nobody takes me too seriously.
It’s the best thing to do at three am on a Tuesday around here when you’re in your seventies and your wife’s on Coumadin and doesn’t want to have firecrackers going off in the backyard anymore.
FWIW, I half-arse the costume and use a pair of Walther PPK’s so nobody takes me too seriously.
