Well, id hope I can keep a beat after 8 years of celloAnd same thing with hand eye coordination and video games.
Yeah man.
Take it, turn it sideways. Cellooo you got a bass.
Couldn't resist sorry
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Well, id hope I can keep a beat after 8 years of celloAnd same thing with hand eye coordination and video games.
Yeah man.
Take it, turn it sideways. Cellooo you got a bass.
Couldn't resist sorry![]()
1a. On time being a 1/2 hour early.Don't sweat it dude. Here's everything you need to know:
1. Show up on time
2. Know your part
3. Don't be an @$$hole.

There was a guy once who used to play in bands when he was younger but had gotten married, had kids and drifted away from the music scene. One day his oldest boy, now in high school, said to him "Dad, I wanna learn to play an instrument."
Dad replied "That's great, Son, what instrument would you like to learn?"
Son: "I wanna play bass Dad."
Dad: "That's wonderful Son, I think that's a great idea and I will support you in whatever you want to do," while secretly wondering, of course, having some band experience of his own in the past, why his boy would pick the instrument least likely to impress the women folks. Nevertheless, he was a good Dad and was exited that his son wanted to learn to play so he took him out and bought him a bass, an amp, and four weeks of lessons.
The first week, after his boy came home from his lesson he asked him, "Son, what did you learn today?"
"Dad, I learned all the notes on the E string."
Week two after his second lesson Dad asked again, "Son, what did you learn today?"
Son: "I learned all the notes on the A string."
Third week comes around and the kid doesn't come home from his lesson till late night.
Dad says, "Where were you, I called your teacher and he said you didn't show up for your lesson."
Son: "Sorry Dad, I had a gig!"
Moral?: It ain't rocket science. If you can count to four and have decent eye-hand coordination you will do fine,
Go have fun.
PS: If it's "alternative" that means you can slap, pluck, pick or scrape it on a cymbal if you want.