Not really humor, just sharing my humiliation - the new band (of about six weeks) hit an open mic last night. I normally play through what I think is a pretty robust 220-watt 1x15 Ampeg combo. I've played open mics before, using one kind of half-stack or other provided by the house, and no problem. But this one last night was my first time with a full stack behind me - an SVT-3 and a pair of Goliath cabs if I remember right, 4x10 and 1-15. This is on a postage-stamp sized stage.
I glance back at the settings and it looks like everything's cranked to 11. It sounded great when the house band was playing. I plug in and get instant feedback. Get that under control, but it seems like I can't so much as brush my finger against a string without the gods of thunder raining hammer blows around me.
Meanwhile the band jumps in on the first song - Just a Girl - and I'm so thrown off by figuring out dynamics with amp, I'm totally lost. I KNOW the song, we just did it in practice and it was perfectly fine. But I'm hitting random notes, can't figure out where I am or what I'm doing. By about halfway through our second song or beginning of the third I think I finally figured things out and got through without more drama (we played five altogether). But man, was I beet-red walking off the stage.
Sigh. Moral of the story; I obviously need to go spend a couple grand on a bigger rig so I can get used to them...
I glance back at the settings and it looks like everything's cranked to 11. It sounded great when the house band was playing. I plug in and get instant feedback. Get that under control, but it seems like I can't so much as brush my finger against a string without the gods of thunder raining hammer blows around me.
Meanwhile the band jumps in on the first song - Just a Girl - and I'm so thrown off by figuring out dynamics with amp, I'm totally lost. I KNOW the song, we just did it in practice and it was perfectly fine. But I'm hitting random notes, can't figure out where I am or what I'm doing. By about halfway through our second song or beginning of the third I think I finally figured things out and got through without more drama (we played five altogether). But man, was I beet-red walking off the stage.
Sigh. Moral of the story; I obviously need to go spend a couple grand on a bigger rig so I can get used to them...

