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Friday Maki Word Association Thread

DOG, the bounty hunter.

Dog is a bounty hunter. I've watched that show a few times, and he's always busting these Hawaiian meth chicks. Hawaiian meth chicks have a desperate look on their face. Not all of these chicks are hot, but some of them are, and I'm just the dirty dog to take advantage of a down and out asian chick with low self-esteem.
 
Shaft.Oh and,,,If i must make it a word....Onlineaffair..........

Shaft. Come on. Seriously. It's what I like to bury. I am the Lowdown Diggler afterall. Diggler's dig things. I happen to do my digging with sexy asian chicks.

Online affair was something I didn't think was possible until I had a few. Lots of great pictures to file in the memory bank spank. It's much better to use the online affair as a supplemental piece when you can't hook up in real life. Real life will always win. All of my online affairs have been with sexy korean chicks funny enough.
 
Dog is a bounty hunter. I've watched that show a few times, and he's always busting these Hawaiian meth chicks. Hawaiian meth chicks have a desperate look on their face. Not all of these chicks are hot, but some of them are, and I'm just the dirty dog to take advantage of a down and out asian chick with low self-esteem.

Is it possible to add some kind of bonus points to your man card?
 
School girl.

My favorite school girl experience is in Japan. Was visiting a Sega game room that happened to be near a all girls college campus. Talk about jackpot. There were these amazing sexy young college chicks playing this dancing video game. Suddenly I was seeing everything in slow motion. Their little skits were puffing up, their lady parts were oscillating, they were smiling, and growning, and making amazing noises as their beautiful little faces scrunched up in concentration. The smell of their perfume. The way they looked at me with a curious eye and a coy smile. I was in heaven until I was abruptly slapped in the face by my wife, who was once one of those sexy japanese girls.
 
My god... A few more pages and this thread will be ready for HOF status...

Aardvark.

Aardvarks are animals with a long phallic snouts that it sticks into tight little holes and licks clean. This just makes me wax nostalgic when I'm reminded of my best philanthropic work that I've done with all the asian girls I've been with in the past.
 
Bruce Lindfield

That's easy. Bruce wears a tights and a red dress and calls himself a Beefeater. I've always imagined Bruce as a master pouter. Meaty pouts in a dress. Reminds me of a steakhouse I ate at in Japan. There were these sexy Japanese chicks that were wearing skirts far too short for them. It was winter. They had nice white furry jackets, short skirts and knee high boots on. The sat in a booth across the way from me. For the life of them, they couldn't keep themselves covered. They gave it a good effort, but I was watching like a hawk. One of them had her underwear skewed to the side a little. A cute little pout of roast beef.
 

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