Since Asian punani is your bag, you should haul yerass to Phuket. Another friend of mine shares your predilection and he went AWOL over there for almost 3 months..He came back with his junk in a cast.
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Friday Maki Word Association Thread
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Since Asian punani is your bag, you should haul yerass to Phuket. Another friend of mine shares your predilection and he went AWOL over there for almost 3 months..He came back with his junk in a cast.
Someday. It's not high on my list of places to visit though. The problem with Phuket and most of Thailand is that there aren't any waves there, except tsunamis.
Hey wait! There is some surf in Phuket...Not great, but hey, with all the other activities, who'd complain?
Actually, if you go to the right part of Ireland, you get nothing but Sexy Asian Chicks.
Also my train's just arrived.
42 is a magic number. When counting how many chicks you've been with 42 is the number where you lose count and get sidetracked thinking about said chicks. This is the farthest I got, however when counting the asian chicks I've been with it's difficult for me to get past 11 without having to take a trip down the memory bank spank.
I've used gaffer tape to tape down cords that might make us trip. Most of the time I don't though. Still tape is useful to have around. As far as tying up chicks go, I'd rather use rope or cord than tape. Asian chicks have soft skin. Tape hurts them when you take it off. I like to use video tape too. I love it was a sexy asian chick likes to video tape herself doing bad things with me.
I love legos. I grew up with legos as a kid. I usually only made the sets once. I would actually buy sets just for their parts. Parts is parts. Since I'm not a proud man, I can find at least one good feature on almost all chicks. Asian chicks usually have two or three, and the best part about it is these are useable features.
Phone is a great device. Especially now they have cameras built into them. I have a sexy korean girl sending me pics of herself on my phone. That's always a nice surprise that makes my day. These camera phones are getting to be better quality these days too. Mine takes 2.0 megapixels. You can catch a lot of details in the clam with that kind of clarity.
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Strap on dildo.
I have a video of a couple of asian chicks having fun with a strap-on. At first I was violently opposed to the whole concept. I way yelling at my tv and even tossed my tissue at it in disgust and contempt. I would always fast forward through the scene. But then once I watched it. I was watching the way they used it on each other and found it very impressive, but ultimately the lover in me wanted to jump into my screen and show them how a man would do what they were trying to do. Some tools were not meant to be used by chicks.
I knew a chick that got a barium enema. She described it as a rather unpleasant "full" feeling. Inspired, this instantly gave me some ideas with an asian chick I was playing with. She wanted to try the second input but had concerns about me actually tapping some chocolate. This thought mortified her. I told her that I knew a way that would both get her drunk and clean her out in preparation. Naturally she was intrigued. So while we were trying to figure out the Jimi Hendrix song if 6 were a 9, she allowed me to drain a complete bottle of red wine in there. She enjoyed the whole process, including the part where I had to ease the suction seal so the wine would drain. I told her to leave it until she was ready to start playing. By the time we began she was drunk. Man, I love Asian chicks.
