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Friday Maki Word Association Thread

#141
MakiSupaStar said:
I knew a chick that got a barium enema. She described it as a rather unpleasant "full" feeling. Inspired, this instantly gave me some ideas with an asian chick I was playing with. She wanted to try the second input but had concerns about me actually tapping some chocolate. This thought mortified her. I told her that I knew a way that would both get her drunk and clean her out in preparation. Naturally she was intrigued. So while we were trying to figure out the Jimi Hendrix song if 6 were a 9, she allowed me to drain a complete bottle of red wine in there. She enjoyed the whole process, including the part where I had to ease the suction seal so the wine would drain. I told her to leave it until she was ready to start playing. By the time we began she was drunk. Man, I love Asian chicks.
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Your experience knows no bounds. I'll never drink another glass of red without paying homage to the master.
 
#142
MakiSupaStar said:
I have a video of a couple of asian chicks having fun with a strap-on. At first I was violently opposed to the whole concept. I way yelling at my tv and even tossed my tissue at it in disgust and contempt. I would always fast forward through the scene. But then once I watched it. I was watching the way they used it on each other and found it very impressive, but ultimately the lover in me wanted to jump into my screen and show them how a man would do what they were trying to do. Some tools were not meant to be used by chicks.
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This game is too easy.
 
#145
Darkstrike said:
morf
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Morf is a funny French man that likes to argue. I've been to France and I can just imagine him getting passionate over silly things. But not matter what he says I can't get past the image of someone snorting and drawing out his vowel sounds through their nose. I've been to Paris, and I found that most people there were not very friendly, and when they did address you, (I said address, because everyone seemed so put off with the idea of answering the questions of a silly american), it's usually with an arrogant snooty aloofness. I traveled to Paris via the hovercraft across the English channel and then caught a bullet train into Paris. The English accent in my opinion sounds much better. This is especially true when it is spoken by a Singaporean swim suit model. I met a singaporean swim suit model in Hong Kong. This chick was smoking hot, with beautiful almond eyes that just twinkled with an innocence that invited my corrupt thoughts. Then she open her mouth and spoke in the Queen's English. I was done for. I wish I stayed in contact with her. I'd probably would have married her.
 
#146
MakiSupaStar said:
Morf is a funny French man that likes to argue. I've been to France and I can just imagine him getting passionate over silly things. But not matter what he says I can't get past the image of some snorting and drawing out his vowel sounds through their nose. I've been to Paris, and I found that most people there were not very friendly, and when they did address you, (I said address, because everyone seemed so put off with the idea of answering the questions of a silly american), it with usually with an arrogant snoot aloofness. I traveled to Paris via the hovercraft across the English channel and then caught a bullet train into Paris. The English accent in my opinion sounds much better. This is especially true when it is spoken by a Singaporean swim suit model. I met a singaporean swim suit model in Hong Kong. This chick was smoking hot, with beautiful almond eyes that just twinkled with an innocence that invited my corrupt thoughts. Then she open her mouth and spoke in the Queen's English. I was done for. I wish I stayed in contact with her. I'd probably would have married her.
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I shall never see his southpark avatar the same way again!
 
#148
Atoz said:
kielbasa
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I'm not personally a sausage fan. The first time I ever saw a kielbasa sausage was when that chick violated one on the Howard Stern Show. One fascinating thing about that chick was her complete lack of a gag reflex. Nothing. Nada. Zip. I have a Korean girl who actually tells me that she enjoys gagging when she's giving me pleasure. Sometimes she puts my hand on her head to tell me she's wants to gag. I'm not sure if this is an asian thing, but I have never encountered a caucasian chick with this predisposition.
 
#154
MakiSupaStar said:
Morf is a funny French man that likes to argue. I've been to France and I can just imagine him getting passionate over silly things. But not matter what he says I can't get past the image of some snorting and drawing out his vowel sounds through their nose. I've been to Paris, and I found that most people there were not very friendly, and when they did address you, (I said address, because everyone seemed so put off with the idea of answering the questions of a silly american), it with usually with an arrogant snoot aloofness. I traveled to Paris via the hovercraft across the English channel and then caught a bullet train into Paris. The English accent in my opinion sounds much better. This is especially true when it is spoken by a Singaporean swim suit model. I met a singaporean swim suit model in Hong Kong. This chick was smoking hot, with beautiful almond eyes that just twinkled with an innocence that invited my corrupt thoughts. Then she open her mouth and spoke in the Queen's English. I was done for. I wish I stayed in contact with her. I'd probably would have married her.
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Hey, for once I agree, Paris and Parisiens suck. Don't hate the frenchmen for the Parisiens' behavior though. They're grumpy cause they live in a dirty city where it rains all the time and worst of all....

THEY CANT PLAY FOOTBALL TO SAVE THEIR LIVES.

What a pity.

Come to south of France, it will give you a whole new experience of french hospitality. Mediterranean culture is unique.

And since I'm at it, allez l'OM. :)
 
#155
morf said:
Hey, for once I agree, Paris and Parisiens suck. Don't hate the frenchmen for the Parisiens' behavior though. They're grumpy cause they live in a dirty city where it rains all the time and worst of all....

THEY CANT PLAY FOOTBALL TO SAVE THEIR LIVES.

What a pity.

Come to south of France, it will give you a whole new experience of french hospitality. Mediterranean culture is unique.

And since I'm at it, allez l'OM. :)
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Don't worry Morf. I don't judge all of France by the few French a holes I've met. I judge France by the beaches of Nice, an appropriate name in my book. I would imagine myself perpetually walking around going "Niiiiiiiicccccccceeeeee!!!!!".
 
#156
MakiSupaStar said:
Morf is a funny French man that likes to argue. I've been to France and I can just imagine him getting passionate over silly things. But not matter what he says I can't get past the image of some snorting and drawing out his vowel sounds through their nose. I've been to Paris, and I found that most people there were not very friendly, and when they did address you, (I said address, because everyone seemed so put off with the idea of answering the questions of a silly american), it with usually with an arrogant snoot aloofness. I traveled to Paris via the hovercraft across the English channel and then caught a bullet train into Paris. The English accent in my opinion sounds much better. This is especially true when it is spoken by a Singaporean swim suit model. I met a singaporean swim suit model in Hong Kong. This chick was smoking hot, with beautiful almond eyes that just twinkled with an innocence that invited my corrupt thoughts. Then she open her mouth and spoke in the Queen's English. I was done for. I wish I stayed in contact with her. I'd probably would have married her.
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Woohoo! Singapore!
 
#157
Tegzsa said:
Cooking Socks
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I imagine boiling socks in a giant spaghetti pot. I would imagine that the byproduct of this culinary delight would be a steamy musty smelling broth. Must is a good smell. If threads could have smells to accompany them, I would definitely accompany the sock thread with a musty smell. Many of those chicks in socks were asian. I love it when you wake up with dried asian chick juices all over you. It almost makes me not want to shower, so I can refer to it for a quick dirty smile.
 

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