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Friday Maki Word Association Thread
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Floccinaucinihilipilification is something I ponder a lot. There are degrees of Floccinaucinihilipilification and this becomes abundantly clear when you lower your standards and admit that you are not a proud man. Suddenly you're finding value in things that were once deemed useless, the dregs at the bottom of a beer, the salt dust at the bottom of a bag of pretzels, using your donut bag to stuff other trash into so that you only have to throw away one bag. This even applies to chicks. I discovered that many of the chicks that guys were not paying attention too were great in the sack in comparison to chicks that were hot and have been instilled with this sense of entitlement. Chicks with small boobs, for instance, compensate by being amazing with their mouths. I remember there was this hot asian chick I used to hook up with. She was half chinese, half swedish, and adopted by a Mormon family. I used to hook up with her pretty consistently too. I would call her at about 1am after i was done partying and she would come over. My friends couldn't understand why I dug hooking up with her. It was perfectly clear to me. She was petite, had an amazing body, but her face had a pretty big scar on her chin from where she ate it while mountain biking. This chick ranks as number 2 best sex I've had. She very seriously told me before I started hooking up with her that since she was Mormon, (this is the truth, and I still don't understand what this has to do with being Mormon) that if we start getting together, every time I finish, it has to be inside of her. So she would insist on swallowing everything. It was amazing. This girl became my dirty little secret for three years. She remained my side project during three girlfriends too. She never had a boyfriend. Floccinaucinihilipilification is a good word, but I think it's better expressed with one man's trash is another man's treasure.
I have not read this thread since page four, I'm surprised this hasn't been closed.
Beyond that, Maki would be the coolest teacher ever....darnit, why didn't I have you in highschool? hahha.
The most amazing thing about Shop-Vacs, well at least mine, is it's ability to pick up wet stuff. It came in very handy when my hot water main busted a nut in my bathroom. I had to pull up all my carpet and shop vac all this water out of there, and then let my bare cement floors dry. That was a drag. But my good old shop sucked like a champ. My wife insisted we get one of those dyson vacs for the house, but I don't know why she doesn't just use a shop vac all the time. She insists that the suck on the dyson better than the suck of a shop vac. This just makes me thing about the degrees of sucking. Sometimes a little bit of suck works better than a lot of suck. Case in point, I was in Macao and wound up with two sexy asian chicks in my room, compliments of my friends dad. One girl had a kind dynamic to her suck, while the other girl sucked hard all the time. Both were excellent sucking up wet stuff like my good old shop vac.
Missed this one.
Good entry rocker allows you to drop into steep critical waves. Soft rails will simply not do in this kind of surf. Personally I prefer hard rails. They generate more drive and can hang in hollow sections. This is pretty much the kind boards I would get shaped when surfing in Newport. I consider the time that I lived in Newport to be my golden years. There were just too many chicks to remember properly. About six houses down from mine, there was a house where 5 asian chicks lived. I got on four of them. The fifth one got away. No one's perfect.
You're just bent because no one sympathized with you not hooking up with that chick.
For some reason this word always reminds me of woolly mammoths. Woolly mammoths always reminds me of muffs. Muff always make me appreciate how hairless most asian chicks are.
This is a potentially dangerous situation. It reminds of the story of Bob the Anal Fissure. Just a warning. Despite the fact that I find this to be one of the single most best pieces of writing on the internet, it is graphic and not for the light of heart. I discovered this story while looking at asian pron. I'm not a proud man.
You wouldn't have heard a single one of these stories if I was your high school teacher.
The fact that this is the word you entered just tells me that you are forced to use the internet with your parents filtering software. When you get old enough, you'll get might dumber like myself and just sniff around endless pics of sexy asian chicks.
maybe if you blogged about it in a myspace
Which would be set to private so none of my students could access it.
Thread is the wrapping of an inclined plane around a screw that allows the screw to drive down deeper into something. I like to screw. I like asian chicks.
I like it when hot chicks hold cards over their heads to announce what round it is in boxing or ultimate fighting matches. In macao, I visited a place where you soaked in a hot spring and sexy asian chicks were parading nude past a mirror with a card that had a number on it. Compliments of my friends dad, I chose number 6 and 23.
Which would be set to private so none of my students could access it.
Any of your students could come on here and read all about it tho
