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Friday Maki Word Association Thread


I like to keep all my instruments in tune. You never know when an impromptu jam might start happening with your instruments. By the same token, I like to practice playing my bass a lot. It keeps my jobs up. Along those same lines, you never know when an orgy with a bunch of sexy asian chicks might crop up. So I prepare myself for that possibility by humping my wife a lot.
 
...aren't you a middle school teacher, though?

carport.

I enjoy parking my car in a carport. I like parking it in a garage better. I like going in the garage and then out of the garage. In the garage and then out of the garage. I occasionally like to huck a hot dog down the hall too. Some asian chicks are a little more experienced than others.
 
'Nuff said

..Which happens to also be my word(s) to be linked back to sexy asian chicks.

The person with the aforementioned name is a figment of MakiSupaStar's imagination. It is a name used as a DBA for tax purposes, and when necessary, standing-in for the role of an "upstanding pillar of the community". Once you've established yourself with a DBA you can write of a lot of expenses against it. Korean message parlors are considered "maintenance expenses".
 
:ninja: ;)

Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris studies martial arts, or at least plays a guy does, and we all know that martial arts originated in China, mostly amidst the Chinese monasteries. Many of the martial arts discuss the harnessing of Chi, with is a person's life force or energy. It has been noted that some masters have fine tuned this skill to the point where the now possess the touch of death. Some of these masters gave birth to daughters that grew to develop a similar skill that I like to call the touch of bliss. If you're lucky you can experience it yourself.