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Friday Maki Word Association Thread


Blumpkins. Ah sweet blumpkins. We have a japanese talking toilet that washes you but for you when your done. I've always said that it's blumpkin shy of a religious experience. In Japan, Tokyo business men pay prostitutes to give them enemas. I would imagine there's quite a market for blumpkins too. Especially if it's on one of these talking toilets.
 

The difference between a sea lion and a seal is the ears. Ears are one of my make it or break it features on a chick funny enough. If a chick has small folded, or cauliflower ears, it's difficult for me to get past this feature. I'm getting better at it, but for a long time, I wouldn't go near a chick with small ears. One thing I've noticed about asian chicks, is they have beautiful ears. I like to nibble and tongue them. That makes them giggle. Nothing sweeter than the sound of a giggling asian chick in the morning.