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Friday Maki Word Association Thread

Cinnabon

(a cinnamon roll)

These things are crack on many different levels. They're so tasty. Also you look at it. I mean really really look at it, especially from the top, with all it's brown sugary honeyness it reminds me of sexy asian chick. A sexy asian chick almost tastes like a cinnabon on a much more subtle level, except they're not as sticky until they dry.
 

You seriously need to spend more time in school. Don't you see all the little red squiggly lines when you write? I think you're trying to spell cabinet, but I'm gonna stick with a story about Waikiki in Hawaii when I split a cab with these sexy Japanese chick tourists. The cab had cheesy fish nets across the dividing glass. These sexy little honeys with their long boots and short skirts kept wanting to take pictures with me. So naturally, I talked them into getting out of the cab and I bought them a few drinks at Dukes. I went back to their room and we played until about 2 in the afternoon the next day. Totally missed some killer waves at Alo Moana too.
 
Do you mean "bagger, bagger, bagger" as in a grocery store worker or "badger, badger, badger" as in the mesmerizing song?

Seriously, if UJ spent some time on his spelling he might be able to write a sexy love song to an asian beauty. As it stands right now, he'll get that love letter returned with a bunch of corrections in red ink. Asian chicks are not only sexy, but smart, and you have to appeal to their mind to get their pants off. Am I right Dis? ;)
 
Seriously, if UJ spent some time on his spelling he might be able to write a sexy love song to an asian beauty. As it stands right now, he'll get that love letter returned with a bunch of corrections in red ink. Asian chicks are not only sexy, but smart, and you have to appeal to their mind to get their pants off. Am I right Dis? ;)

Yeah, the way you appeal to their mind is you say:

"do you mind if I take your pants off?"
 
Why you fixin muh posts Dis?

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I think I explained myself pretty well. Maybe sexy asian chicks are something you should aspire too. Hit the slag next door and impress her with your spelling prowess. Then when you're ready, go to school, study, and you too can learn the love of the sexy asian chicks. ;)
 
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How about Cabernet

Wine is something I can't handle. I have a food allergy to grape juice and wine just kind of rocks me in a bad way. However, I like to order the wine for the sexy asian chicks. I know they're ready when they get that nice little red flush in their cheeks. I check for adequate levels of drunkiness by slapping their cheeks to check said redness. Then I ask them who's your daddy?. If they've basted to an adequate level of redness they tell me that I am.
 
Yeah, the way you appeal to their mind is you say:

"do you mind if I take your pants off?"

Hey if it ain't broke don't fix it. It's been working pretty good so far. Sometimes, I don't even need to say that much. Yesterday I got my hair cut and my hair chick was a rather attractive vietnamese girl. She gave me her number. Her name is Connie. :hyper: