My buddy grew up with a mullet. He also tried to grow a mustache. He's japanese. He has a hot sister that I played with a few times. She was a lot of fun, but was really really loud. I think my buddy might have suspected something.
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Friday Maki Word Association Thread
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My buddy grew up with a mullet. He also tried to grow a mustache. He's japanese. He has a hot sister that I played with a few times. She was a lot of fun, but was really really loud. I think my buddy might have suspected something.
In college we used to hit this bar called DP's. My buddie's band played there a lot, but I found that I kept going back because they had this hot little server there. She was chinese. Tall, slender, and with an amazing smile. Since, I lived walking distance from the bar, I offered to walk her home a few times. Except it was my home. She wouldn't walk to her home until the following morning. Nothing sexier than seeing a sexy asian chick do the walk of shame the next morning.
The ethernet always reminds me of work, but the word always reminds me of ether. Ether always reminds me of the book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. There's a part where he's describing himself on ether. It's amazing. It always reminds me of a crazy time I had in Vegas. I started my evening downtown at the California Hotel. This is where I was staying. For those of you who are not familiar with the California hotel, let me just tell you this. It is full of asian people. It's mind blowing. Everything from the old korean ladies with the giant disposable visors, the type that are made of either green or pink translucent plastic, to their daughters. I remember getting torn from this casino because my friends wanted to go somewhere different. A few casino's later and a couple of grand of winning money led us to a strip joint. I generally hate strip joints. But at this strip joint was a smoking hot filipina chick. She was amazing. I liked her. Luckily before I went there, I had the foresight of cashing a hundred into singles. After playing with her for a good forty minutes (her teasing me that I was a cheapskate, and me responding that you get what you pay for) she offered to buy me drinks after she got off in half an hour. Needless to say, I bailed on my friends and myself and this filipina chick ended up in New York, New York getting blurry. One thing let to another, and we wound up back at my room sometime around 11 am. We put the do not disturb sign on the door and went at it like bunnies. She left around 5pm. Later that evening I woke up, went down stairs, and walked into a winning craps table. This table had a bunch of korean chicks from a bridesmaids party. Before the trip was over, I got on two them.
I've always enjoyed sexy asian chicks that like to do as they're told in the sack. I've got an active imagination and things just work better if I dictate them. Sometimes they tell me what to do, but I never understand because often their speaking with their mouths full.
Even real panda's remind me of people dressed up in furry costumes. I found out that a lot of the people that walk around Disneyland dressed as Disney characters will occasionally get together and throw these rave parties where they all dress in these costumes. I knew a sexy korean chick that was one of the seven dwarfs and she told me that often these parties would end up with people hooking up in a back rooms while still wearing these costumes. Sadly she wouldn't do that for me, but she did wear a school girl outfit for me once. And a nurse's outfit too. That was fun.
You've got plenty of time to create your own stories.
When I was fifteen I probably only had a couple stories. I don't think I had any asian chick stories. Oh wait. Yes I did. 
Occasionally, I meet a few chicks that have an abhorrence to the idea of hooking up with me. Either they don't like white guys, or they don't like me. This happens. Chicks love to be proven wrong. Once a korean chick wanted nothing to do with me because I was not Korean. It came down to the fact that her dad did not want her dating anyone except korean guys. This was my angle in. We started talking about rebelling against parents. I shared a few stories with her. We agreed that sometimes it's necessary and before you know it, she was back at my house taking diction. Sadly, I never had sex with her though. She did compensate wonderfully however. She went home with carpet burns on her knees.
